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capeandcowl2012-05-04 08:43 am
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THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.
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FOR NOW OUR BEST HOPE IS THAT HE DOESN'T COME BACK.
AND THAT YOUR "SUSAN" DOESN'T GO FLAPPING HER CHUTE IN THE BREEZE.
DO YOU HAVE ANYONE YOU CAN STAY WITH IF THIS GETS OUT?
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But I Couldnt Just Abdicate My Duties To The Others
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WHAT I'VE HEARD FROM GAMZEE SUGGESTS HUMAN PRISON DOESN'T LEND AN ABUNDANCE OF OPPORTUNITIES TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR "DUTIES" EITHER.
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Thats Stupid
Im Responsible For At Least Half Of The Households Income
What Will They Do If Im Unable To Provide That
Are The Humans Really So Inconceivably Moronic As To Make Them Suffer Because I Dared Fulfill An Act That Should Have Been Done Long Ago
[ don't even make her consider that they may not even need her, you know how she deals with being useless, man ]
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BUT I DON'T THINK THEY REALLY GIVE A SHIT.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF A CULTURAL GAP.
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Though Mostly Because I Doubt An Arrangement Like Ours Would Have Really Ever Occurred In The First Place
But They At Least Wouldnt Breathe Down My Neck Over The Just Murder Of A Seadwelling Quasiroyal Would They
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THERE WOULD BE NO FUCKING AROUND WITH PRISONS.
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If Most Likely Unsuccessful
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WHICH IS YOU MADE A REALLY FUCKING DUMB DECISION.
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Because Its About The Only Thing Ive Done Recently That I Can Feel Unambiguously Satisfied With
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YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER, AND IN THE MORE THAN LIKELY SCENARIO THAT HE RETURNS TO SMEAR THE FUSTY UNWASHED UNDERGARMENT OF OUR LIVES WITH HIS DEGENERATE PRESENCE, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
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YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A STUPID DECISION OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNTIL IT SHEDS ITS STUPIDITY AND EMERGES AS A GLORIOUS, FLUTTERING INCARNATION OF PURE FUCKING BATSHIT INSANITY.
IS THAT WHAT I AM HEARING.
IS THIS YOUR MASTER PLAN.
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I AM TELLING YOU THIS AS A FRIEND.
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With All Of It
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I HEAR YOU, OK?
BUT YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO'S TIRED.
I'M PRETTY DAMN EXHAUSTED MYSELF.
KNOW WHAT I'M TIRED OF?
US KILLING EACH OTHER.
OR OTHERWISE GRIEVOUSLY MANGLING ONE OTHER.
IT'S GETTING OLD.
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A Duty Once Presented Cannot Be Ignored
And It Is My Obligation To Fulfill It
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AND WHAT YOU SAY IS YOUR DUTY.
HINT: MURDERING PEOPLE IS NOT YOUR DUTY.
AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF DUTIES, ALLOW ME TO INVOKE MINE
WHICH IS KEEPING YOU NOOKWHIFFS IN LINE.
I'M YOUR LEADER AND I EXPECT YOU TO OBEY ME WHEN I SAY YOU ARE NOT TO KILL ERIDAN AGAIN UNLESS HE IS OUTRIGHT ATTACKING YOU.
GOT IT?
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LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, OK
I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING INTO BOILING SHIT OVER THIS.
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Self-Preservation Isnt Really My Primary Motivation Here
Especially Not Now
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DON'T KILL HIM UNLESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
IN FACT, DON'T INTERACT WITH HIM UNLESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
DO I REALLY HAVE TO DRAW YOU A FUCKING DIAGRAM TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT MURDER IS NOT THE SOLUTION HERE???????
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And I Already Limit Our Interactions As Well As I Can
But Theres No Point Preserving What I Dont Have To Lose
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That Is Definitely A Chart That You Just Made
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MAYBE NOW YOU'LL GET IT.
ALSO, A NOTE: IT IS NOT NECESSARILY YOU ALONE ERIDAN WILL SEEK REVENGE ON.
YOUR FEUD PUTS ALL OF US IN DANGER.
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dusts off this thread also forgot to private whoops
we'll just figure that perma'd
yes ok
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