(VIDEO | JOINT POST!)

[carbonite]

(it doesn't matter what han and james were doing before han grabbed is communicator to shakily to show what had just happened. james bond is frozen in some position (seriously don't ask what they were doing).)

Something happened, I don't know what happened, I think James … broke. He's all -

(he doesn't say the "f" word but really james is still in one place and han is actually freaking out about what he did.)

I have a bad feeling about this. A really, really, really, bad feeling about this. Send all your hocus pocus types because I think this is more in the realm of the Force and Darth Vader than - than I don't know. Just someone come over and fix him.

(just like that, as if nothing happened james just reanimates, causing han to pull his blaster out at him - sorry dude, habit.)

I didn't think you'd disagree with the superiority of actually driving your car rather than automatic gear shifts.

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

No, no we can't.

[carbonite]

.... and why can't we?

[doubleoohbaby]

Because you violated me. I feel violated.

[carbonite]

I did no such thing! I was handing you something!

[doubleoohbaby]

Something from your pants.

[carbonite]

Next time you freeze, I'm leaving you like that.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm not sure you have a choice in the matter.

[carbonite]

Oh, shut up! It's a technicality.

[doubleoohbaby]

I really don't think it is.

[carbonite]

Well, I do. That's what counts in the end.

[doubleoohbaby]

Even when you're wrong?

[carbonite]

When am I ever wrong?

[doubleoohbaby]

Most of the time.

[carbonite]

I'm disowning you. Sorry, this is over. It's you, not me.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, Han, darling. Don't be like that.

[carbonite]

Don't be like what?

[doubleoohbaby]

Upset just because you're wrong.

[carbonite]

That would assume that at some point that I am.

[doubleoohbaby]

This is where you're wrong, darling. See, wrong again.

[carbonite]

Definitely over.

[doubleoohbaby]

You'll come crawling back before long.

[carbonite]

Doubt it.

[doubleoohbaby]

I won't accept you back into my life.

[carbonite]

Does this count as breaking up?

[doubleoohbaby]

Yes.