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[carbonite]

(it doesn't matter what han and james were doing before han grabbed is communicator to shakily to show what had just happened. james bond is frozen in some position (seriously don't ask what they were doing).)

Something happened, I don't know what happened, I think James … broke. He's all -

(he doesn't say the "f" word but really james is still in one place and han is actually freaking out about what he did.)

I have a bad feeling about this. A really, really, really, bad feeling about this. Send all your hocus pocus types because I think this is more in the realm of the Force and Darth Vader than - than I don't know. Just someone come over and fix him.

(just like that, as if nothing happened james just reanimates, causing han to pull his blaster out at him - sorry dude, habit.)

I didn't think you'd disagree with the superiority of actually driving your car rather than automatic gear shifts.

Comments

voice.

[alldeduction]

James, your love life really is the thing I am possibly the least interested in on the planet.

voice.

[doubleoohbaby]

Don't lie, Sherlock. You follow mine to keep back those desires and cravings to feel up Watson.

voice.

[alldeduction]

Oh, the latest rumours have me holding back, now? Well that's interesting.

And what can I say. You've caught me. I'd best burn my notes.

voice.

[doubleoohbaby]

I can send you sex tapes if you want? Might be able to learn a thing or two.

voice.

[alldeduction]

I have more than enough that I need to purge from my mind without needing to add to it.

However, if you send them, I'll see them properly distributed.

voice.

[doubleoohbaby]

You could get a lot of money for James Bond sex tapes.

voice.

[alldeduction]

Really? Oh, I thought they were already widely available.

Ah- wait, no, you're right, they actually bothered to called those 'movies' and they don't exist anymore. Hmm, what a pity.

voice.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, ouch. I'm hurt.

At least I'm not some tacky modern remake of classic novels. They'll make anything for money these days.

voice.

[alldeduction]

[t w i t c h]

Well, they call them classics for a reason.

voice.

[doubleoohbaby]

Classics that should remain so.

voice.

[alldeduction]

Mm. I can't agree. Not sure how much use I would be without understanding even the concept of DNA.

But, well. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

voice.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh, I do love being patronised.