(voice.)

[carbonite]

Since I'm getting off of this damn planet and actually going back into space, I'm subletting my apartment.

It's a great place, really quiet and private and the neighbors are way too pretentious or are usually out all night to care what you do. Have fun with it or whatever, no need to tell me what you're going to do with it though. Really, the less I know the less liable I am for anything that happens there. This month's rent is paid, so you actually get a free month in a great apartment. (this, sadly is said terribly sarcastically.)

If you're interested, contact Han Solo for the specifics.

Comments

[ex_engineers208]

N...ye...ah?

Uh. Feel like I'm steppin' on butterflies, here.

[carbonite]

Sith, Sith, Sith - like - Jedi Sith?

[ex_engineers208]

Uuh. Figure so?

O-or, like, they the Borg...?

[carbonite]

Yeah, that seems like a great idea: lets replace a term that Han doesn't know with something else he doesn't. That'll be sure to work.

[ex_engineers208]

Don't remember nothin' on my part, so, uh.

Spaceships, eh? Fun. stuff...

[carbonite]

Real convenient.

[ex_engineers208]

Don't know what t'say outside a' Star Wars―that thingy―was somethin' I watched once. Or, uh. Twice.

That's all?

[carbonite]

... Star Wars? That's what it's called? Why not Piraterunner? You know, to go with Bladerunner and stuff like that.

[ex_engineers208]

'Cuz, uh. Dunno.

Guess George Lucas ain't all that crea―uh. Ignore that name.

[carbonite]

No, I know the name. Some lady told it to me and told me to find him.

[ex_engineers208]

Probably a bad idea?

Poor guy'd get a freakin' heart attack at seein' you.

[carbonite]

You're operating under the idea that I care.

[ex_engineers208]

Ain't it common courtesy?

[carbonite]

I've never been one for courtesy.

[ex_engineers208]

But. The guy even here?

[carbonite]

Oh... right.

But still, that's such a lame name.

[ex_engineers208]

Not gonna pick any fights, but. Han Solo.

[carbonite]

Yeah, what about Han. Solo.?

[ex_engineers208]

Maybe it ain't your place to judge names.

[carbonite]

Oh, you want to say that again?

[ex_engineers208]

[ beat. ]

Aah. I didn't say anythin'.

[carbonite]

That's what I thought.

[ex_engineers208]

Tough guy.

[carbonite]

You're lucky that I'm really forgiving. If it had been Chewie, I would have suggested that you hide your arms.

[ex_engineers208]

The...


The fuzzy feller?