03 | video -> text

[luckout]

[The video clicks on briefly from Vriska fiddling with the buttons, trying to remember how everything works. Blank, white eyes are staring down at it. In fact her whole face is pretty blank until she scowls in annoyance.]

Seriously?

[The feed shuts off abruptly, replaced by text:]

You have to 8e kidding me.
I was wandering around for forever and this place actually 8rought me 8ack when I was 8usy with something again.
What's the deal? Does this place just get a kick out of ruining plans?
Jerked around 8ack there, jerked around here. Can't a girl catch a 8r8k?
Well........ Whatever.
This place is pro8a8ly marginally 8etter than wasting time with Nitram or getting stalked 8y some dead douche8ag that can't take a hint.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Maybe I Was Trying To Say That
You Know What
Forget It

[luckout]

What a surprise!!!!!!!! You have nothing to say for once?
Would should cele8r8 this momentous occasion. It happens 8ut once every six sweeps.

[glowsferatu]

Dont Mistake Me For Being Speechless
I Am Simply Conceding That For Me To Make You Listen Would Be A Waste Of Time

[luckout]

Oh, so you're saying that you really do never shut up?
Seriously, Kanaya, you should have just let everyone 8elieve the first one instead. It makes you sound much less o8noxious.

[glowsferatu]

I Just Said Exactly That
There Are Things I Could Be Saying But Im Not Can I Spell That Out More Clearly
Can You Not Even Read Or Are You So Set On Seeing What Youd Prefer Rather Than The Actual Reality That The Stubbornness Has Begun To Strangle Your Brain Matter And Ruin Your Comprehension

[luckout]

Hahahaha, wow, how mad are you?
You seem so pissed a8out something so dum8! It's em8arrassing.

[glowsferatu]

Well Maybe If You Could Actually Read Instead Of Picking Out What You Like While Ignoring The Original Statements Resemblance To Your Arguments
It Isnt My Fault Youre An Idiot

[luckout]

It isn't my fault you're too stupid to realize when I'm hassling you.

[glowsferatu]

It Doesnt Qualify As Hassling When You Would Quite Easily Undertake The Same Action Without Deliberation
This Occurrence Is More Exception Than Rule
How Should I Know The Difference

[luckout]

I dunnoooooooo, may8e you should figure it out and let me know when you do. :::;)

[glowsferatu]

Maybe I Could Simply Ensure Your Silence Instead
Force You To Listen

[luckout]

How do you plan on doing that?
It's pretty hard to shut me up through text.

[glowsferatu]

Dont Make The Mistake Of Thinking I Couldnt Close The Distance In An Instant

[luckout]

8ut are you going to is the 8etter question.

[glowsferatu]

That Depends On The Reception I Might Expect

[luckout]

You aren't willing to take a chance without knowing 8efore hand????????
What a let down.

[glowsferatu]

Dont Jump To Conclusions
I Havent Said No Yet

[luckout]

You haven't said yes either.

[glowsferatu]

And Already Youre Ruling Out That I Would
What Was It I Said About Jumping To Conclusions

[ and no sooner is that sent then something bangs at vriska door. it is a rock. ]

[luckout]

8ecause I dou8t you'd 8e spontaneous enough to actually do it!

[Wow wtf poking her head outside to look around for whatever that was.]

[glowsferatu]

Just Watch Me

[ kanaya is standing there with the smuggest look on her face. she has another rock in the hand that isn't holding her comm, and she pulls back her arm, readying herself to throw it right at vriska's head. wouldn't take much luck to make that hit, would it? ]

[luckout]

[Oh, wow, OK. She wasn't ready to see Kanaya while she's all ghost-eyed like this. She's had absolutely no time to prepare herself, so she stares for a second before grinding her teeth.]

How old are you again??

[glowsferatu]

Old enough. [ "to hate," she appends in her head, but doesn't say. instead, she just lets the rock fly. ]

[luckout]

[Vriska jerks back and slams the door shut, narrowly avoiding a rock to the face. Turns out her luck is back, or some poor fool in the nearby vicinity is luckless now.]

Reeeeeeeeal mature, Kanaya!

[glowsferatu]

You offered a challenge, so I decided I would bite. [ she chuckles to herself at the pun. it wasn't that great of a pun, honestly.

she walks up to the porch and stops to wait a second. she wants to give vriska an opportunity to react before making good on her promise. ]

Or do you suddenly not appreciate spontaneity now?