accidental video (backdated like a week!!)

[remake]

[ The video comes on with a loud crack; you've just been high-velocity butt-dialed, C&C. The whole screen is green and blurry, and hopefully none of you Cityzens have motion sickness because shortly after an undignified squeak, there's a booming roar and that's when the scrambling really begins. ]

Oh my god! Ohh my god, oh my god this was a bad idea! [ A giant green hand comes down out of the middle of nowhere, and Miles scurries away from it over one massive shoulder, and it's pretty clear by now to anyone that would recognize him that the new Spider-Man is wall-crawling uselessly all over The Hulk, trying to avoid being grabbed and Smashed. This (and more comical babbling) goes on for like two minutes before finally: ] Why do I, ah!, always do this?

And why am I talking to mysel-- urk!

[ The video abruptly stops bouncing around when Miles gets caught. Suddenly there's a giant puzzled Hulk face taking up the whole screen, sniffing a couple times and then letting out a big wuff of breath. ]

Uhhh. Hi?

[ Aand the feed cuts! Replies will ICly come in an hour or so after the events in Bruce's log here, so he has time to de-Hulk. ]

Comments

ditto

[disintegrator]

Your Hulk eats people and you still tried to fight him? Was anyone with you?

[remake]

No, but- but there were people! Regular people. I didn't want them to get eaten either.

[disintegrator]

Oh. That was really brave. [And stupid, but brave wins out in Katie's book.] Is everyone okay?

[remake]

Really? I-- thanks. [ c: oh flattered now ] Umm- he said he punched Captain America. But I didn't see him.

[disintegrator]

You're wel-[Wait. Punched a national icon?] Seriously?

[remake]

Well, he said Captain America punched him and he turned into the Hulk...

[disintegrator]

Wow. I didn't even know Captain America was here. So, um, you're okay right?

[remake]

Yeah, I'm okay. He wasn't like... angry or anything. More like confused?

[disintegrator]

Turning into a giant green guy would be kind of confusing, I think. I guess it doesn't matter too much as long as he's calm now.

[remake]

Is- is the one from your world like that?

[disintegrator]

I don't know. I never actually met him, just heard about stuff he did on TV.

[remake]

Yeah, me too... but the stuff he did on TV was, uh, pretty bad.

[disintegrator]

[She grimaces] Like the eating people thing you mentioned?

[remake]

Uhh-- yeah. And other... things. [ Oh god, he hopes she won't make him explain how horrible Ultimate Hulk is. ]

[disintegrator]

[Nope. She's going to ask.] What other things?

[remake]

[ oh my god SORRY KATIE ]

Um, he, uh. Raped... some of the bodies...

[disintegrator]

[SCREA. She really wishes she hadn't asked.] Wha? He-Oh, oh god.

[remake]

[ dsfakjldsfakl awkward nodding ] Y... yeah.

I thought-- well, he's not the same, so-- so it's okay, I think.

[disintegrator]

I really hope so. [Still looking freaked out.]

I thought my world could be scary.

[remake]

S-sorry, I-- I shouldn't have said anything. [ REALLY, MILES ]

[disintegrator]

No, um. I asked.

[remake]

Are... are you okay?

[disintegrator]

Me? Yeah. It's just not nice to hear about. [UNDERSTATEMENT]

[remake]

Okay. Good. My, my world is just-- [ BEAT ] Uh... A-anyway, you're a hero too, right?

[disintegrator]

Yeah. I'm on a team too. [One that hasn't operated together in years but whatever.]