capeandcowl | accidental video (backdated like a week!!)

[ The video comes on with a loud crack; you've just been high-velocity butt-dialed, C&C. The whole screen is green and blurry, and hopefully none of you Cityzens have motion sickness because shortly after an undignified squeak, there's a booming roar and that's when the scrambling really begins. ]

Oh my god! Ohh my god, oh my god this was a bad idea! [ A giant green hand comes down out of the middle of nowhere, and Miles scurries away from it over one massive shoulder, and it's pretty clear by now to anyone that would recognize him that the new Spider-Man is wall-crawling uselessly all over The Hulk, trying to avoid being grabbed and Smashed. This (and more comical babbling) goes on for like two minutes before finally: ] Why do I, ah!, always do this?

And why am I talking to mysel-- urk!

[ The video abruptly stops bouncing around when Miles gets caught. Suddenly there's a giant puzzled Hulk face taking up the whole screen, sniffing a couple times and then letting out a big wuff of breath. ]

Uhhh. Hi?

[ Aand the feed cuts! Replies will ICly come in an hour or so after the events in Bruce's log here, so he has time to de-Hulk. ]

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[ Hulk goes where he's pointed, walking off into the sunset ~~except not cause it's a little too early for all that right now~~ with his new Spider-buddy.

He stops short though, holding his arm up and out as Miles does his scuttle-y thing. Like when you end up with a caterpillar crawling all over you. Equal amounts of 'what do' and 'oh that's kind of cute as long as it doesn't get gross'. He rumbles curiously and tilts his head. What doing, Spider-buddy. ]

[ Miles finally stills again when he's got a comfortable spot on the Hulk's back so he can see over his shoulder and where they're going better. ] Okay. [ Actually this is... kinda cool. ]

Where-- where do you want to go?

[ Oh, that's easy. ]

Home.

[ But even Hulk knows the answer is anything but easy. Even if he just meant home here instead of the more general home, he takes the subway, and Hulk doesn't do much with tunnel maps. ]

[ Miles hesitates for a second. 8C He agrees with that on just about every level. After almost too long, he shakes his head to clear it. In the middle of getting a piggy back from the Hulk is so not the time for moping. ]

--Is... is that in New York?

Home is home.

[ ...Yeah, Hulk isn't really one for like. Specificity. ]

[ Miles gives him A Look. Not that you can tell, with the mask on. ]

I don't suppose you know how to use a GPS?

[ Yeah, give Hulk a look, Miles. That'll work.

He stops and looks at Miles blankly. He doesn't even know what that means. ]

Okay. Um. [ He sighs. Yes really. ] We could go to Central Park, maybe you'll blend in with the trees...

[ MILES THAT'S RACIST ]

[ you say this like hulk knows any of what that is

even bruce doesn't know where central park is

other than central

but this is hulk so that's totally besides the point

and yes very racist gosh ]

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