capeandcowl | accidental video (backdated like a week!!)

[ The video comes on with a loud crack; you've just been high-velocity butt-dialed, C&C. The whole screen is green and blurry, and hopefully none of you Cityzens have motion sickness because shortly after an undignified squeak, there's a booming roar and that's when the scrambling really begins. ]

Oh my god! Ohh my god, oh my god this was a bad idea! [ A giant green hand comes down out of the middle of nowhere, and Miles scurries away from it over one massive shoulder, and it's pretty clear by now to anyone that would recognize him that the new Spider-Man is wall-crawling uselessly all over The Hulk, trying to avoid being grabbed and Smashed. This (and more comical babbling) goes on for like two minutes before finally: ] Why do I, ah!, always do this?

And why am I talking to mysel-- urk!

[ The video abruptly stops bouncing around when Miles gets caught. Suddenly there's a giant puzzled Hulk face taking up the whole screen, sniffing a couple times and then letting out a big wuff of breath. ]

Uhhh. Hi?

[ Aand the feed cuts! Replies will ICly come in an hour or so after the events in Bruce's log here, so he has time to de-Hulk. ]

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One, if I was mad. You'd know.

Two. I'm not agreeing with you because things still might have. [ hurgh tiny spider-splat is what would have happened ] Vote of confidence or no.

Edited (MOTHERFUCKING SHIFT KEY) 2012-07-27 08:07 (UTC)

[ D8 BUT BRUCE ] Th-that's not fair.

And- and anyway that's why I had to. Because it might have.

You had to go and jump in. By yourself. Because a kid in tights versus that is a smart fight.

I'm not saying let the thing go around the City willy nilly but. No.

I'm not ju- I'm Spider-Man. That's... that's what I'm supposed to do, b-because I can. So other people don't have to.

[ eyebrows going up here ] Never mind all that. You went up against-- Well. You know. What if it'd killed you? Then how would you go and do all this other stuff you feel like you have to.

W-well what was the alternative? If he had been- I mean, if he was going to do... things. Just let people who don't have powers, just let them try to deal with it?

What's the difference between going up against the other stuff? It's all- it's all dangerous. And dead is dead either way. I still sh- have... I still want to do it. To try.

I'm not saying any of that, it's. [ groaning because words, man. he does not do well with those at the best of times ] You went into it alone. You talk about your Ultimates. They're a team, right? And you have a phone. Were your fingers broken?