accidental video (backdated like a week!!)

[remake]

[ The video comes on with a loud crack; you've just been high-velocity butt-dialed, C&C. The whole screen is green and blurry, and hopefully none of you Cityzens have motion sickness because shortly after an undignified squeak, there's a booming roar and that's when the scrambling really begins. ]

Oh my god! Ohh my god, oh my god this was a bad idea! [ A giant green hand comes down out of the middle of nowhere, and Miles scurries away from it over one massive shoulder, and it's pretty clear by now to anyone that would recognize him that the new Spider-Man is wall-crawling uselessly all over The Hulk, trying to avoid being grabbed and Smashed. This (and more comical babbling) goes on for like two minutes before finally: ] Why do I, ah!, always do this?

And why am I talking to mysel-- urk!

[ The video abruptly stops bouncing around when Miles gets caught. Suddenly there's a giant puzzled Hulk face taking up the whole screen, sniffing a couple times and then letting out a big wuff of breath. ]

Uhhh. Hi?

[ Aand the feed cuts! Replies will ICly come in an hour or so after the events in Bruce's log here, so he has time to de-Hulk. ]

Comments

[remake]

That means you'd totally do the same thing, doesn't it?

[incywincyhero]

I told you, that's different. I'm like twice your age, kid.

[remake]

Yeah but, I mean, I don't think the Hulk really cares what age I am.

[incywincyhero]

That's why you don't pick a fight with him in the first place! [Is it just Spidey, or is this conversation getting a little circular?] Look, I get the responsibility schtick, believe you me. But don't forget that you're a kid, too. I don't mean that in a condescending way -- it's just, this is a time in your life you're not going to get back again, when you're allowed to, to explore your options. Maybe even be a little selfish. Don't waste that, okay?

[remake]

[ Miles hesitates for a second!! He doesn't want to disagree with Peter Parker because he's Peter Parker but. ] I-- I don't think. I mean, I want to do this. I do. And-- and I'm going to, so.

I'll try not to pick fights with Hulk.

But I didn't really mean to do that this time either it just sort of happened.

[incywincyhero]

So what did happen, exactly?

[remake]

I was just.

Walking home from the library, and-- then I heard a big crash and yelling and people were running away so I went to see what happened, and check if people, uh, if anybody needed help? B-- [ a pause ] Dr. Banner said that Captain America showed up and punched him, but. I didn't see anybody when I got there so...

[incywincyhero]

Next time, call me or the Avengers and focus on evacuating people out of the line of fire. Don't confront someone like that directly.

[remake]

The Avengers are like your universe's Ultimates, right?

... I don't- I mean, what's their, uh, number? I didn't know you could just... call them...

[incywincyhero]

Well, I don't think we have a hotline at the moment -- I should talk to Max about that -- but you can message any one or all of us. [HERE FOLLOWS A LIST OF COMM NUMBERS.]

And yes, we're like the Ultimates. But awesomer, or so the scuttlebutt goes.

[remake]

[ There's sort of a long pause!! He's totally putting the list into his Contacts.

So hopefully he never loses his phone... ]

I-- I don't even know what scuttlebutt means.

But the Ultimates are pretty awesome, dude.