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[zazz]

[He's been in the City a few days, and he still appears to be wearing the expensive suit he showed up in, though now it's all wrinkled and stained from days and nights of wearing it without wash. But for most people this is the first time seeing Pickles, and he seems to be standing in a lamp store, and he looks majorly peeved about something. Something imperative.]

Seriously?? Have none of yew fuckin' mouthbreathers even heard of Dethklahk??!

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[maggotbone]

.... Your assistant?

[zazz]

Nah, our manager. He does alotta stuff.

[maggotbone]

[She snorts]

Does he wipe your ass too?

[zazz]

No! Well, except this one time...but that was a weird situation.

[maggotbone]

I... don't think I want to know.

So what's "Death-klahk"?

[zazz]

Yeh, that's okee, it's naht one of my, heh, proudest moments to talk about, donchya know.

[Sighs and breaks another lamp just out of habit now.] It's my band.

[maggotbone]

Well, surprise surprise. No one's heard of it.

I assume you were hot stuff back home?

[zazz]

I was more than hot stuff, I was hot shit.

[maggotbone]

Wow. So you need to start from scratch here. Sucks for you.

[zazz]

Thanks fer the sympathy, nerd.

[maggotbone]

Anytime, has-been.

...Wait. Nerd?

[zazz]

Yeh, yer dressed up to go to some lame-assed con, reet? What're yew, somethan' from some gay video game, or from some even gayer annie-may?

[maggotbone]

... I'm a demon, idiot.

[zazz]

Yeh, but from what?

I mean, naht like I'd know, 'coz I'm naht a nerd. So I guess yew dun hafta tell me.

[maggotbone]

[wtf, seriously?]

I'm a demon from Hell, mortal scum. As in a soul sucking succubus hellspawn. A soldier in Satan's dark army. You know, as in call me a cosplaying nerd again and I'll strangle you with your own small intestine.

[zazz]

Wowee, that's actually a pretty kewl thing yer doin' with yer eyes there. That some kinda new light up contacts or somethan'? We could use those.

[maggotbone]

[A sigh]

...

Seriously.

You're lucky I don't care enough to disembowel you.

[zazz]

Sahrry, I only allow disemboweling on second dates, heh.

[maggotbone]

Are you insulting me or hitting on me?

[zazz]

[He just...shrugs. He doesn't know, either.]

[maggotbone]

[She rolls her eyes.]

You know, maybe instead of throwing a hissy fit, you can probably start thinking about how to get yourself out there. I mean, it wont be the same band, but if you're talented at all you can probably pull together your "fame" again.

[zazz]

If am talented at all? Dood, I have so much talent it slips out my ass when I'm naht payin' attention. But I'd prahbly only get Snakes 'n' Barrels fame, naht Dethklahk fame. [POUTS.]