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[zazz]

[He's been in the City a few days, and he still appears to be wearing the expensive suit he showed up in, though now it's all wrinkled and stained from days and nights of wearing it without wash. But for most people this is the first time seeing Pickles, and he seems to be standing in a lamp store, and he looks majorly peeved about something. Something imperative.]

Seriously?? Have none of yew fuckin' mouthbreathers even heard of Dethklahk??!

Comments

[jailbrake]

So which one is it? That's just giving mixed messages.

[zazz]

Eh, well, I'm rich back home but. I dunno. I guess naht here? None of my cards work... But even if I was, I shouldn't have to pay fer shit like LAMPS. A right to lamps is in the constitution I think 'r somethan'.

[jailbrake]

The hell it is. [well, this is a fucked-up country anyway, what if..... no that's too stupid even for her.

or is it] But you got it somewhere in there. Nobody comes here rich, Red.

[zazz]

Is that supposed to make me feel better or somethan', 'cause it reeeeeeeally doesn't.

[jailbrake]

It wasn't, so.

[zazz]

Okee, then yew shouldn't feel bad aboot it naht working.

[jailbrake]

Tryin' as hard as I can. [SUDDENLY SQUINTING AT HER COMMUNICATOR......] Pickles? Ya serious?

[zazz]

Yeh, I am, I'm feelin' generous right now. Dun feel bad!

[jailbrake]

I mean the name.

[zazz]

Oh, yeh, that's my name. Unique fuckin' name, huh? What's yours, baby.

[jailbrake]

[she's about to tell him to read the comm id

and then remembers hers is registered to "THE FUCK IS THIS" so she just makes a tsking sound instead]

Michiko Malandro. Does it look like the damn thing belongs to "baby", huh?

[zazz]

Oh, sahrry. What'd yew prefer more? Babe? Chick? Had one girl already get mad at "slut" so I'm guessin' that's out, too.

[jailbrake]

You been bald for a long time, huh.

[zazz]

Wh--I'm naht bald! Yew have no hair when yer bald! Fuck yew! I have hair!

[jailbrake]

Ya had hair.