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Y'know, something about this is really ringing some bells. And not the kind that go on collars. [whoever this guy is, he's suddenly grinning like a maniac] I think I had a dream like this once. Or saw it in a movie. Was it a movie? It mighta been The Matrix... [a thoughtful kind of humming noise;] No, that can't have been it. The déja vu scene in that had a black cat in it, and this one definitely doesn't.

Hhmm. [apparently he's done rambling about vague cat jokes now holy shit dude finally] Alright! Attention, peasants! Lord Salem Saberhagen hath returned to his kingdom. You need not kneel, I will accept a bow, and I accept all gifts of adoration with a blessing. _{But I prefer that they be wraaa-aa-aapped.}

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And is the lord also where we should submit complaints about his kingdom?

Com^plaints? What kind of complaints could you have? My memory's a little hazy, so I don't know what kind of state I left this dump in, but it can't be any worse than it was when i got here!

Then I'll be the first to tell you: it's bad. A man can't even find decent explosives.

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spending your money on an mmorpg and watching as you slowly become a worthless shell of a person;

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stop reminding me i have to hunt for new emotes;

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Why does that nam--

[There's a choking noise.]

Holy crapballs! Are you shitting me?!

[a beat] Sorry, am I what?

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If you've been here before, you should know that titles from our homes don't mean shit here.

[Laughing.]

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To be honest, it's all a little fuzz-- _{I mean,} who dares question Lord Saberhagen?

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Who would want to be the lord of this land? I can't imagine the import population is particularly generous with gifts.

Edited (BETTER WORDING UGH) 2012-09-21 06:31 (UTC)

_{Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo?} Wait a second, do you mean you've never heard of King Salem?

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I'm sorry. You'll need to take a number for Lordshipping.

Aaaaaaaalrighty! What kind of number are we talking? Like, seventeen? Four?

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A lord? I never liked lords.

Was the feeling mutual?

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Oh, hey, I remember you.

I don't remember the ego, though.

Finally! Somebody with a head for the important details! Sheesh! [totally ignoring that last bit like a pro yep]

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I thought the leader of this place was the Bitchell, Mayor Hundred.

Oh yeah? Well then, I guess I'm the Witchell.

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Yeah, hey, Lord Nobody Gives A Shit. Please accept this gift of my well and truly failing to give a shit.

_Uh. Can I exchange it at the store?

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Are you sure it doesn't have a black cat in it?

[ A pause, thoughtful. ]

You seem familiar.

Nnnnnnot anymore, it doesn't! And I should hope so, I'm almost a hundred percent sure that I've been here before.

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Lord Salem Saberhagen? [....what.] That...doesn't ring any bells.

No? What about just Salem, then? Lemmy? Work with me, here!

[obviously more to himself than anyone:] I always did hate Lemmy. Still better than Cuddles, though.

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