voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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[amoray]

Beliewe it or not, me and Fel and Mitch got liwes outside a bein' inwolwed with you.

And I say us three 'cos we're the only ones who could ewer fuckin' stand you in the first place.

[enigmaestro]

[Tersely:] Why are you including yourself in a group of people who still hold meaning to me?

[Busted. If he didn't call it out, someone else would, and then where would their facade be!]

[amoray]

Who could ewer stand you. Past tense.

[a beat. UGHHHH.]

Incredibly fuckin' past tense, at that.

[enigmaestro]

[sees that edit



after i respond]

Falsehood.







[Doesn't clarify.]

[amoray]

[OH I DIDNT KNOW YOU HADNT SEEN IT YET

CRIES

also darkly:]

Lyin' that awfully oughta hurt you.

[enigmaestro]

[no my internet is just sucky and slow 8(]

I'm sure lying would, were I engaging in the act.

[amoray]

[oh :c]

Deny it 'til you're fuckin' purple in the face, for all I care. That don't mean it ain't true.

[enigmaestro]

[i'll inspire it with odes to you :c]

Actually, by definition, it rather does.

[amoray]

[im 0k with this]

Spazzin' out from your dumb powers goin' batshit ain't what I was talkin' about, and you know it.

[enigmaestro]

It's cute when you use words like "dumb" to mask your sneering jealousy. I bet you'd love to know how people reelly feel about you.

Or if you'd ever engage with them on your desired level.

[amoray]

Are you fuckin' jokin'? They ain't ewen got the capability for protectin' you when someone decides to come sock you in your no-good fuckin' snout.

[aka "i never want to know how other people feel about me because i'm afraid of the answer".]

[enigmaestro]

There are worse things than physical violence.

[As in "wink wink nudge nudge I'm reading between the lines on your answer"]

[amoray]

Piss off.

[as in "leavve me alone cryin"]

[enigmaestro]

If that's what you really want.

[An invitation that sounds like a threat.]

[amoray]

Yeah, it kinda is.

If you hawen't noticed or anythin'.

[considering their image!! he feels so smart!!!]

[enigmaestro]

All right, then, consider this my present to you.







[Ominous beat.]

Forevver.

[And DISCONNECTED LINE, and yes indeed he did it in such a way in hopes of provoking Eridan because Eddie is such a good person.]

[amoray]

[OH NO HE MIGHT CALL LATER

"ARE WWE STILL FRIENDS"

and then angry yelling because eridan eddie look what you have wwrought]

[enigmaestro]

[OH NO ERIDAN 8(

and eddie won't regret it at all]