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capeandcowl2012-09-22 05:48 pm
amoray) wrote in capeandcowl2012-09-22 05:48 pm
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So.
Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.
See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.
[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]
Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.
Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.
See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.
[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]
Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.
[audio]
Huh, I thought aliens had green skin and big heads.
Or were buxom ladies with deely boppers on their heads.
[Clearly he has learned everything from movies.]
[video]
also underwater, but ehhh.]
Sorry to disappoint.
[he doesn't actually sound sorry at all.]
[audio]
[ He doesn't sound disappointed at all. He sounds slightly consdescending! ]
So, this kismesis thing, is it like a fancy word for when you wanna wrap your hands around someone's throat and just fucking throttle them, but then halfway through you take a break from squeezing their throat to stuff your tongue down it?
[audio]
...Yeah, actually.
[sounding pleasantly surprised!]
You got experience with the feelin'?
[audio]
[ He sounds like he's getting angry just remembering. ]
Wouldn't exactly call her my nemesis though. Well, she's fucking blighted my life enough to deserve the title, I guess.
[audio]
What, she kick your fuckin' woofbeast or somethin'? What'd she do?
[audio]
She scammed me out of a ton of money, keeps trying to get me killed, changes the rules of whatever weird game she's playing at the moment whenever she gets bored, confiscates my shit whenever it amuses her, and may or may not have hired upwards of ten dudes to try and kill me, I'm still not actually fucking clear on that point, and then of course she arbitrarily changes her mind on shit constantly.
[audio]
[beat.]
Sounds kinda like an ex a mine, actually. Probably whole separate people, but I figured one was enough for fuckin' paradox space.
Re: [audio]
[audio]
[audio]
Way more than I probably should, actually.
[audio]
You really gotta watch for the psychos. You sass 'em once, they get all kinds a attached, pretty soon their sendin' you bouquets of sewered ears, it's a fuckin' mess.
[audio]
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