voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

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[amoray]

[wryly:]

You mean you ain't already?

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[enigmaestro]

Sometimes you're right.

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[amoray]

...Huh.

[was that a backhanded compliment...??]

Whatewer. I'll take it.

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[enigmaestro]

When you're agreeing with me, I mean. That's when you're right.

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[amoray]

And you ruined it.

[flat.]

Good fuckin' goin' there, Ed.

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[enigmaestro]

This isn't a family sitcom, you know, we're not going to have those warm and touching moments.

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[amoray]

I know this must be a fuckin' shocker for you and ewerythin', but normal people get along ewery once in a while.

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[enigmaestro]

And in what way are we, specifically you and I, normal?

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[amoray]

Right.

Sometimes I forget you're fuckin' sociopathic, my bad.

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[enigmaestro]

Takes one to know one, my budding but nevertheless highly lethal sociopath.

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[amoray]

So it didn't ring false, I'm guessin'.

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[enigmaestro]

[linefaces]

I suppose it indeed did not.

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[amoray]

Eddie Nygma is a paranoid as fuck narcissist with daddy issues.

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[enigmaestro]

Maybe I should stab you.

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[amoray]

You think somethin' small as gettin' stabbed would slow me down?

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[enigmaestro]

Oh, I'll amend: maybe I should stab off your other fin. Completely, so it looks really silly and unsymmetrical.

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[amoray]

Firstly, you can't stab anythin' off. I should know.

Second, how about I stab off your fuckin' limbs.

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[enigmaestro]

It's always with the quadrupling crippling, with you. [SO BITTER]

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[amoray]

'Cos I know you just hate feelin' helpless.

In fact, you oughta be flattered I'm thinkin' so hard on what makes you feel all sorts a threatened.

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[enigmaestro]

[UGH IT'S TRUE]

Oh, I am so deeply flattered. I simply thirst to be horrified, daily, by my own protege.

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[amoray]

[HIGH FIVING HIMSELF OFF CAMERA IT IS PROBABLY NOTICEABLE]

Admit it. You'd be disappointed if I just played nice and didn't get up to unsettlin' you none.

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[enigmaestro]

I would --

-- Did you just. [TILTS HEAD.] Did you just high-five yourself? Where I could see you?

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[amoray]

[uh]

No... [UH] ...t exactly.

[UGH FUCK THAT FALSEHOOD DETECTION]

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[enigmaestro]

I don't even need to explain falsehood, do I? I have it here recorded, I could just rewind the Network selection.

[And so he does.]

Oh yes. Is this a habit?

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[amoray]

Only when I'm werbally handin' your ass to you.

[leave him to die]