voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

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[amoray]

So what? You're a acquaintance a hers. Who giwes a shit.

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[enigmaestro]

You should ask her, and you should listen. Because mere acquaintances don't visit mental patients in asylums.

Do they?

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[amoray]

I know what you're tryin' to get at here, and it ain't workin'.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

Mm, yes. Perhaps it's best if you forget it entirely.

We'll drop it.

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[amoray]

Good.

So are we goin' to go see a shitty play in Boston before or after I beat the piss outta you on a rooftop somewhere?

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[enigmaestro]

What is it with you and specifically "shitty" theatrical performances? Don't let this become a tradition.

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[amoray]

It's a tradition 'cos I know how much you hate sittin' through two hours of interpretiwe dance.

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[enigmaestro]

You're a monster.

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[amoray]

History's greatest.

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[enigmaestro]

Whose history is this? Not human history, obviously.

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[amoray]

Just 'cos you got no sense a greatness don't mean paradox space doesn't, Ed.

Don't be so fuckin' egotistical.

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[enigmaestro]

Falsehood.

Oh, look at that. Which reminds me: care to test your theory against universal truth?

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[amoray]

A course not.

This isn't my uniwerse.

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[enigmaestro]

So you're convinced you're not a failure, comparatively, in your own?

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[amoray]

Didn't do as awful as I could of.

[wow that seems suspiciously close to avoiding the question]

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[enigmaestro]

That is indeed some fancy footwork there, Eridan. Dancing around my very simple query.

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[amoray]

Piss off. It's not like you would of done any better.

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[enigmaestro]

Probably would have actually, as my universe didn't end.

[OOOH NOOO

THE DRAMATIC IRONY


WHY DC WHY]

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[amoray]

[SUCH A CRUEL TWIST OF FATE]

Yet.

With the crazy bullshit goin' on back in Gotham, there's no tellin' what'll happen future-wise.

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[enigmaestro]

We've always had a chaotic lifestyle, back home. Even the circumstances of my coma revolved around universe-destroying antics.

[NEGLECTS TO SAY HE WAS ON THE DESTROYER SIDE

NOT THAT IT MADE SENSE TO BEGIN WITH ANYWAY]

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[amoray]

[LMFAO WHAT EVEN DC]

How long was this coma a yours?

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[enigmaestro]

[Cagey:] A year.

It was unpleasant.

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[amoray]

How can bein' a goddamn wegetable be unpleasant?

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

I think you answered your own question.

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[amoray]

Surprised somebody didn't cut the city's power and let you drown in your own mess.