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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[rhombus]

It'd be gross if the candy people sweated like I sweated, which is totes gross, but they don't, so it's delicious.

[rhombus]

It ain't cute! It's manly.

I literally just got here, but I'm heading back to my old place now. Hopin' everything's there. Don't want to shop for any new clothes.

[rhombus]

That doesn't sound as good as "good, yo" for an answer.

Hunky dory, lots of adventures, lots of music parties, beat up liches, floaty toys, deer, what have you. Can't complain!

[rhombus]

He got an adventure bone to pick, huh? [Over his head, oops.] I'm always up for adventures with anyone! Is he just really bored and antsy? I was totally like that until I met Zizi.

[rhombus]

Hmmm, yeah, with stairs you want to approach them confidently AND carefully. It's the key combo, yo.

You saying stairs transported you here?

[rhombus]

Oh, so you're a total newb then, huh? Hehehe.

[rhombus]

'Cause . . . I dunno, home gets boring, you know? Seeing the same thing day after day. The same plank of wood. The same deer head on the wall.

[rhombus]

I think you'd get, like, a 6th sense if you had a big tail. A tail sense. I'd ask Jake, but his tail is a tiny thing.

[rhombus]

Yeah, dogs not talking is pretty lame and boring. All the dogs here make me yawn!

What's Earthbending?

[rhombus]

Why not, you should! There's all kinds, so if you don't like one, you can eat the other, and then the other, and have all the pie and cake until you find the kind you super like and then eat that over and over until the end of time!

[Babble.]

[soulbonder]

if it gets boring why are you there for vacation wouldnt you want to go somewhere exciting

[rhombus]

Wait . . .
No . . .

I mixed myself up. [He pauses really hard to remember all he just said but then just shakes it off.]

Nevermind about all that! How've things been shakin' with you?

[soulbonder]

things have been

complicated

i believe that's the appropriate term

i would like to go on a vacation myself
it sounds very nice

[rhombus]

Then go on one!!

[soulbonder]

do you have suggestions

[dogwitch]

Maybe after having it a while. Or if you were born with one. But I wasn't born with the ears.

[centurybaby]

Yeah, well when you're finished, you should swing by my fucking spaceship.

[adventureboner]

Newb is a word I wouldn't quite throw around for the likes of me! I may have just showed up in the city, but as far as this heroism stuff goes, I'm something of an old pro.

[rhombus]

Oh yeah? Is that so, huh? How many princesses have you saved?

[uhhh]

Well, I think the thing called the Porter is responsible for that? But the stairs definitely didn't help matters much at all!

[adventureboner]

Oh, well! ....There's not too many princesses on my island, to be completely honest!

[aliveandticking]

I think it's Dave's catch phrase, but it's kind of contagious.

Did you die before?

[glowsferatu]

Or, as is more likely, you'll make yourself sick eating so much pie in one sitting.

[ babble is easier than addressing the elephant in the room. ]

[culver]

I suppose that is true.
I am glad you are back Finn.

[wytchkkrafts]

[ ah. ]

Zizi?