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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[rhombus]

True! You sound just as nice, that's good. I'd hate to have to fight someone who was a friend for suddenly being evil on me or givin' me lip.

[dogwitch]

[She laughs.] Oh no, I'm not suddenly evil or anything like that.

[rhombus]

Good! Hey, do you still have those goofy doggy ears?

[dogwitch]

My ears aren't goofy! [That's a yes.]

[rhombus]

Hahaha, I meant goofy in that cute way, y'know?

[dogwitch]

Oh. Okay.

Yes, I still have them. I don't think they're ever going anywhere.

[rhombus]

They shouldn't, dog parts are super cool. I grew up wishin' I had me some super dog ears, or super dog sniffer! Even just a tail to wag to match my bros whenever mom and dad gave us gifts! Always felt like I couldn't show my total appreciation without having something on my butt to wag, you know?

[dogwitch]

Sometimes I wish I had a tail to go with the ears! Although I think I might accidentally knock stuff over when I get excited. [She laughs.]

[rhombus]

I think you'd get, like, a 6th sense if you had a big tail. A tail sense. I'd ask Jake, but his tail is a tiny thing.

[dogwitch]

Maybe after having it a while. Or if you were born with one. But I wasn't born with the ears.

[rhombus]

Can you hear out of them? Do they knock things over, too?

[dogwitch]

Yeah I can hear out of them. It's weird, like my regular ears vanished when I got these. And no, silly. They're on top of my head, why would they knock things over.

[rhombus]

Oh, that's good, it'd be way gross if you had two sets of ears. I mean, no offense, you're nice and pretty and stuff, but, yeah, gross.

I dunno. Things that are above your head maybe!

[dogwitch]

It would be kind of gross I guess. I would also have twice as many ears to clean.

[rhombus]

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You clean ears?

[dogwitch]

Of course!

[rhombus]

That's pretty gross.

[dogwitch]

No, it's gross if you don't clean them.

[rhombus]

What happens to them?? Do they get shingles?

[dogwitch]

They might. But really they just get really dirty and stinky.

[rhombus]

How can you tell?? Can you see and smell your own ears?...

[dogwitch]

...Well no but you can smell other people's! And you'll know if they haven't cleaned their ears.

[rhombus]

When would you EVER want to smell someone's ear? Hahaha, maybe it's a dog thing! I think Jake's sniffed mine a few times.

[dogwitch]

[t;lkjwea;tlewd maybe it is partially a dog thing!]

Y-you never know when someone might want to get close enough to smell your ears! That's why you should keep them clean!