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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[adventureboner]

Woah, Nelly! You'll bit your tongue off talking that fast, haha! Anywho, let me see if I can't answer that all for you.

((he's counting on his fingers, for whatever that's worth.)) I'm nearly certain she breathes fire. I honestly didn't mess with her all that much, either! A few years ago I gave heading up the volcano myself a try to see what it was she had up there, but she spooked me down before I had the chance to! Haven't been up there much lately since my volcano's about to blow its top, too.

[rhombus]

Hahaha, yeah, I get that a lot sometimes.

Oh, man, you even have a volcano? I've never gone up against one of those before.

[adventureboner]

Oh they're really something else! Nothing you couldn't handle without a little preparation, but troublesome otherwise.

[rhombus]

Wow... [He sounds in aw, hands rising up to his face slowly.] How do you prepare to fight a volcano?

[adventureboner]

That... my good man... Is a very excellent question!!! Seems like you'd need to be scientifically armed.

[rhombus]

Hmmm, science isn't exactly my strong suit . . .

Not that I wouldn't mind giving it a go if someone was in danger of a volacno, though!

[adventureboner]

Jade's pretty good with science!! I couldn't really compare to her, hah.

[rhombus]

Oh, sweet, if an evil volcano ever shows up here then we know who to ask for help! That's a real load of my mind, to be honest.

[adventureboner]

Heck yes! And if she's anything like my grandma was, she'll definitely be all over an adventure like that.

Though, with any luck, we won't have to deal with any evil volcanoes.... Perhaps we should begin preparation just in case.

[rhombus]

How? Like buying ovenmits?

[adventureboner]

Would that protect against a volcano?

[rhombus]

[He thinks for a second.

Then shrugs with a laugh.]

[adventureboner]

Pffft Well, everything's worth trying, I say! I mean, some of the strangest stuff comes in handy sometimes, even for weird stuff.

[rhombus]

Yeah, for all we know all we need to defeat a volcano is singing it a song with a cool, smooth beat while feeding it spaghetti!

[adventureboner]

Oh man if that were the case I'd sing to the high heavens if I had to! Talk about one cool way to take out the baddies.

[rhombus]

Inorite? Any chance to sing is a good one! Can you play instruments, too?

[adventureboner]

Uh, not really! My grandma taught me a little guitar when I was young but I haven't played all that much in a while.

[rhombus]

Oh, that's okay, I can only play balloon and sing. My voice can do a reeaaalllyy neat thing tooooo. [He sings that last part so his auto-tune can kick in, show off to his new pal.]

[adventureboner]

He heh, quite the vocal pipes you have there, my good man. I certainly couldn't compare.

[rhombus]

Yeah, you'd have to eat a tiny computer hahaha.

A friend of yours says I should take you on an adventure ASA-to-the-PEE, dude. Like you're jonesing hard or something.

[adventureboner]

Oh man, you're serious, chum? That sounds like an absolutely crackerjack idea!!

[rhombus]

[Super serious face.]

I'm always serious about adventures.

[adventureboner]

Oh, well!

((Woah that serious man. JOINS IN, because serious, yes; adventure, yes.))

I suppose it's time for you and I to be very extremely serious about some exponentially serious exploring; what say you?

[rhombus]

[Srz adventure boys now.]

I love exploring. Zizi and I explored all the time. Where do you want to explore.

[adventureboner]

Hmmm....

Well, let's think. Perhaps an abandoned warehouse? The dump? The rooftops?