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[Jessica is seated in what would appear to be a dive bar. It's pretty dark, save for some colored lights bouncing off the walls, but her smirking expression can clearly be made out. There's some classic rock playing loudly in the background and a few other people moving around behind her. The place is clean, though a bit worn down looking. It's definitely not a trendy spot or a dance club, and fair to say that Jessica looks completely out of place in this establishment. No matter, she's perched on a bar stool, carrying on like she owns the place.

That's because she does. Sort of.]

Hello, darlings! It is my pleasure to introduce to you the new and improved Tool Shed lounge!

[She grins, gesturing widely. It's obvious she's quite proud.]

That's right, this place is back in business and I'm at the helm. For those of you not in the know, this bar has been run by imPorts basically for as long as there have been imPorts. And after it's temporary closure when Tom Bronson ported out, I took it upon myself to raise it from the ashes. And just in time, too! Any later and this place would have been turned into another trendy cupcake hut or something equally pretentious.

[Not that she wouldn't like to have a cupcake empire of her own, but let's be real, the designer cupcake market is overly saturated and the bubble is bound to burst any day now. She's not that dumb.]

Anyways, to celebrate the grand re-opening of the Tool Shed, we'll be having a special promotion for the entire month! All imPorts who stop in get one free drink on the house, and any non-imPorts they bring with them get their drinks half off! Offer valid until the thirty-first of December, some restrictions apply, see management for details. That's me, by the way.

[She grins again, waving to the camera before switching off the feed.]

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I maintain that the name's got to go.

It's like, not would I would have picked at all. But do you seriously have a better suggestion?

That one bar on 8th.

That's a dumb name.

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Well. Moving up in the world to business-owner already, Miss Jessica? Good for you!

I sure am, Sanji! I mean, technically I don't own it, but for all intents and purposes it's mine.

Congratulations! I mean, it looks like a little bit of a dive but some people like that.

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That's awesome, Jess! Santo and I will totally be there sometime this week.

Oh great! That'll totally lighten up the mood around here. Most of the customers seem so old and bored all the time.

Ick. We'll liven it up, no problem.

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Congratulations, Jessica.

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Thanks, Laura. You're gonna come visit me, right?

Yes.

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...You aren't moving there, are you?

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You know, you could probably make a mint in making it teen-friendly, too. Especially teen imPort-friendly.

[She likes the name. :(]

Now there's a thought. But can they really be trusted not to destroy the place? And like, spend money?

Just gotta do what you would with a normal club: make it exclusive. Entrance fees, only let in a certain number of people even if you have the room... come on, you seem like the sort of gal that knows this stuff!

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Out of curiosity, what sort of limits might be placed on that offer?

Well, like, any non-imPorts you brought would have to be vouched for, in order to receive the promotion. And it's a one time deal, no repeats unless you're really nice or I owe you a favor or something.

Well, yes, but I was mostly wondering if any might be...age-related.

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jess
jessica
jessicaaaa
you dont suppose i can drop by..........
u know

you mean for a little nightcap~?

yes exactly
a tiny little nightcap
i have my id and everything all packed up if thats a problem
yup

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How much for the second drink?

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That depends on what you order.

Sound pricey.

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