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capeandcowl2012-12-03 03:08 am
sweetvalleygirl) wrote in capeandcowl2012-12-03 03:08 am
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[Jessica is seated in what would appear to be a dive bar. It's pretty dark, save for some colored lights bouncing off the walls, but her smirking expression can clearly be made out. There's some classic rock playing loudly in the background and a few other people moving around behind her. The place is clean, though a bit worn down looking. It's definitely not a trendy spot or a dance club, and fair to say that Jessica looks completely out of place in this establishment. No matter, she's perched on a bar stool, carrying on like she owns the place.
That's because she does. Sort of.]
Hello, darlings! It is my pleasure to introduce to you the new and improved Tool Shed lounge!
[She grins, gesturing widely. It's obvious she's quite proud.]
That's right, this place is back in business and I'm at the helm. For those of you not in the know, this bar has been run by imPorts basically for as long as there have been imPorts. And after it's temporary closure when Tom Bronson ported out, I took it upon myself to raise it from the ashes. And just in time, too! Any later and this place would have been turned into another trendy cupcake hut or something equally pretentious.
[Not that she wouldn't like to have a cupcake empire of her own, but let's be real, the designer cupcake market is overly saturated and the bubble is bound to burst any day now. She's not that dumb.]
Anyways, to celebrate the grand re-opening of the Tool Shed, we'll be having a special promotion for the entire month! All imPorts who stop in get one free drink on the house, and any non-imPorts they bring with them get their drinks half off! Offer valid until the thirty-first of December, some restrictions apply, see management for details. That's me, by the way.
[She grins again, waving to the camera before switching off the feed.]
That's because she does. Sort of.]
Hello, darlings! It is my pleasure to introduce to you the new and improved Tool Shed lounge!
[She grins, gesturing widely. It's obvious she's quite proud.]
That's right, this place is back in business and I'm at the helm. For those of you not in the know, this bar has been run by imPorts basically for as long as there have been imPorts. And after it's temporary closure when Tom Bronson ported out, I took it upon myself to raise it from the ashes. And just in time, too! Any later and this place would have been turned into another trendy cupcake hut or something equally pretentious.
[Not that she wouldn't like to have a cupcake empire of her own, but let's be real, the designer cupcake market is overly saturated and the bubble is bound to burst any day now. She's not that dumb.]
Anyways, to celebrate the grand re-opening of the Tool Shed, we'll be having a special promotion for the entire month! All imPorts who stop in get one free drink on the house, and any non-imPorts they bring with them get their drinks half off! Offer valid until the thirty-first of December, some restrictions apply, see management for details. That's me, by the way.
[She grins again, waving to the camera before switching off the feed.]
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[She should know. She can hack into any one of their computers and see what's there.]
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You're pretty... perky, huh?
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