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[onmyneck]

My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

Comments

[gandere]

but why would you get a tatotoo on your face

of your face

[onmyneck]

Art is what you make of it.

[gandere]

yeah but those are needles

in your face

[onmyneck]

Art is suffering.

[gandere]

a pointless suffering

you can just fignerrpinat

[onmyneck]

I'm assuming you mean "fingerpaint". I'm also assuming you've never attempted to fingerpaint your entire face before.

[gandere]

yes thats whyat imean

[ Her typing isn't that bad or so she thinks. ]

no ive never used ifnferpaint but it sounds a lot better than using needles

[onmyneck]

At least with needles, it won't be able to wash off. Think of the positives.

[gandere]

what if you ger a neeedle in the eye

[onmyneck]

That's why I wear glasses.

[gandere]

to keep needles form getting in your eyes??

[onmyneck]

Why else would I need them?

[gandere]

so you can read yourstupid messages for staters

[onmyneck]

Ouch. I felt that one.

[gandere]

reallyt?

peopel can feel things through this

im never using this stupid thing againa

[onmyneck]

I support that idea.