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[onmyneck]

My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

Comments

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[gandere]

are you seriosus

[ Her typing is that bad, yes. ]

[onmyneck]

What makes you think I'm not being serious?

[gandere]

those reoslutions seem pointless

number three and four especially

[onmyneck]

Nothing is pointless if you try hard enough.

[gandere]

but why would you get a tatotoo on your face

of your face

[text]

[agentofshield]

Less ambitious than I expected.

[onmyneck]

Should I be taking over a country as well?

[agentofshield]

There's got to be a step between pig latin and terrorism.

[onmyneck]

Pig latin is the language of terrorism.

half-encrypted

[agentofshield]

There isn't a single language of terrorism. That would make it too easy.

[encrypted]

You thought anymore about Venezuela?

voice

[invoking]

[ no text because that's still something he isn't quick with. ]

Was this supposed to be posted?

[onmyneck]

How did you hack this filter?

[invoking]

I didn't hack anything...

[onmyneck]

Then how did you read it?

[invoking]

It's public.

[glowsferatu]

Be Careful Not To Aim Too High Now
You Wont Always Take Flight But Its Impossible To Miss The Ground

[onmyneck]

If that came from a poster with a cat, a dolphin or a horse on it, I'm not continuing this conversation.

[glowsferatu]

Id Hate To Visualize The Imagery Necessary Of Either Beast If Coupled With Such A Phrase
It Wouldnt Come Out Any Way That Isnt Especially Gruesome

[onmyneck]

Pegasi count as a horse.

[glowsferatu]

Yeah But A Failure To Fly Was Kind Of The Point

[wytchkkrafts]

do u need friendly lessons daria because you know im always here
and holy shit tattoos
well...
ur not serious about the face thing right

[onmyneck]

I'm always serious.

[wytchkkrafts]

i like ur face though
its a cute face of a young teen girl who doesnt need no mask tattoo over it
even if its just gonna be ur face again
shit son itd be like halloween 4EVERZ
but no one will ever know because you still look like yourself

[onmyneck]

Then maybe I should get someone else's face tattooed.

[wytchkkrafts]

sounds like you want a MAAAKE OVER