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[onmyneck]

My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

Comments

[onmyneck]

Do you think I could use my bathroom as a stable?

[wytchkkrafts]

yes

[ not really, but hey. ]

[onmyneck]

Then call me My Little Horse-Owner.

[wytchkkrafts]

hahhaahaha
youre funny daria :3

[onmyneck]

I prefer the term "witty and insightful".

[wytchkkrafts]

that too

[onmyneck]

[And now she has to attempt to return a compliment.]

And you're not too bad yourself.

[wytchkkrafts]

awwww that might be the nicest thing uve ever said to me
<3

[onmyneck]

I have a way with words.