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[onmyneck]

My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

I Have A Prescription At The Clinic
All Of It Human Of Course Given The Stock They Have Available
The Flavor Took Getting Used To

[onmyneck]

I prefer orange blood myself.

[glowsferatu]

No One Has Orange Blood
Do You Know Someone Who Has Orange Blood
Ive Never Tried Orange Blood

[onmyneck]

It seems like an oversight that an entire alien species with different blood colors wouldn't have orange.

[glowsferatu]

I Suppose It Was Lost Somewhere Between Brown And Yellow

[onmyneck]

Which one tastes the best?

[glowsferatu]

Ive Never Actually Tried Brown Since My Awakening
While Yellow Has A Certain Sweetness But A Bitter Aftertaste

[onmyneck]

I should probably ask how you know that, seeing as I assume you've only had access to human blood during your time here.

[glowsferatu]

Mostly Not Only
But This Was At Home
I Was Still Newly Undead And Very Hungry And I Doubt He Really Minded
Probably

[onmyneck]

Probably.

[glowsferatu]

Well He Was Kind Of Okay With A Lot Of Things At The Time
It Probably Comes With Being Doomed

[onmyneck]

Sounds like a real pal.

[glowsferatu]

A Bit Whiny Most Of The Time
But Hes Alright
The Lack Thereof At The Time Was Rather Uncharacteristic Hoenstly

[onmyneck]

I don't know many whiny people who sign up to be blood donors.

[glowsferatu]

Okay So Maybe I Didnt Really Ask First