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[caprihorn]

[Water slides down in to a bathtub, swirls around as a grey hand messes with the flow, and two gators plop in while some bath salt gets very pointedly and slowly poured in.]

Wouldn't all be using that shit for my ownself _any-

Shit!

[The same moment he swears there's a very distinct horn squeak underneath his own feet. Only Feferi and Karkat will recognize it.

The crashing sound and the views tumbling communicator catch aren't so unique. The pink dress the camera settles on that's sitting on top of the sink might be though.

It takes Gamzee a few seconds but when he gets back up he sounds funny, might have something to do with the clown nose that has currently jammed itself partially up his nostril.]

_{Motherfucker.}

[His fingers curl as they start wrenching around in there.]

Do any of you motherfuckers got any understanding on

[God the mucus doesn't even look like a human's does. Is that natural? Is that just Gamzee's health showing itself?]

_{of biopumping combining with electronic shit?} Need to finally

[Pop! The once red clown nose is now just kind of half black looking and being charmingly shook around with three now sticky looking fingers.]

up and replace this wicked shit.

[And "charmingly" he points with the nose to the stump that was his right arm well over a year ago.]

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[caprihorn]

_{I all lost the arm for Eridan} and you fucking know it, sister. _{Wouldn't have gotten to showing up if you didn't have himself.}

[glowsferatu]

Which is why I took him, but you're ignoring the reason I was attempting to lure you out to begin with.

[caprihorn]

You're all fucking ignoring that I wouldn't have gotten around there without Eridan in the picture _{and you got that knowledge sitting in your pan for sure.}

[glowsferatu]

This from the coward who spent the entirety of two years in hiding to avoid the risk of facing me directly.

No, I somehow don't see myself owning any kind of knowledge like that.

[caprihorn]

[He is genuinely confused here, nobody's told him shit.]

Up and did fucking what, sister? _{I ain't been hiding from yourself around here.}

[glowsferatu]

You heard me. Two years. The meteor's ventilation shafts are far too complicated a network for me to have determined your specific coordinates, but I know you're hiding in there.

[caprihorn]

[Just pausing here.]

The motherfuck _{are you} even all making noise about?

[glowsferatu]

You haven't yet heard what you have to look forward to, have you?

[caprihorn]

_No.

[glowsferatu]

Well, you'd better get used to crawling through constricted spaces.

[caprihorn]

You fucking with my pan, sister?

[Look at this he isn't entirely confident here.]

[glowsferatu]

You can ask Rose if you really need confirmation.

[caprihorn]

_{She's more likely to fuck with myself than you are} ain't going to get on doing that.

[glowsferatu]

[ the only other person who could corroborate is terezi, and she's not about to send him in her direction. ]

Then I guess you'll just have to take my word for it. ...Or wait until it becomes a reality and you can experience it for yourself.

[caprihorn]

_Naw, better shit to do than all of that. _{Might not ever go home anyway.}

[glowsferatu]

It happens to us all eventually. It may be sweeps on, but it will happen.