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[caprihorn]

[Water slides down in to a bathtub, swirls around as a grey hand messes with the flow, and two gators plop in while some bath salt gets very pointedly and slowly poured in.]

Wouldn't all be using that shit for my ownself _any-

Shit!

[The same moment he swears there's a very distinct horn squeak underneath his own feet. Only Feferi and Karkat will recognize it.

The crashing sound and the views tumbling communicator catch aren't so unique. The pink dress the camera settles on that's sitting on top of the sink might be though.

It takes Gamzee a few seconds but when he gets back up he sounds funny, might have something to do with the clown nose that has currently jammed itself partially up his nostril.]

_{Motherfucker.}

[His fingers curl as they start wrenching around in there.]

Do any of you motherfuckers got any understanding on

[God the mucus doesn't even look like a human's does. Is that natural? Is that just Gamzee's health showing itself?]

_{of biopumping combining with electronic shit?} Need to finally

[Pop! The once red clown nose is now just kind of half black looking and being charmingly shook around with three now sticky looking fingers.]

up and replace this wicked shit.

[And "charmingly" he points with the nose to the stump that was his right arm well over a year ago.]

Comments

[nitidus]

I was trying to politely say that it wouldn't be very humane.

[glowsferatu]

Both he and I are trolls. There's nothing "humane" about it.

[nitidus]

Morally acceptable?

[glowsferatu]

There would certainly be complaints.

[ how she evaded prosecution for killing him alongside gamzee that one time we'll never know. ]

[nitidus]

Exactly.

[kanaya pls. ]

[glowsferatu]

That seems weird to me. You'd be quick to sterilize a dear companion, but the moment the same thought is directed toward an enemy it becomes inappropriate.

[nitidus]

Generally speaking, Eridan has not mindlessly dry humped a pillow in full public view, has he?

[glowsferatu]

I'm trying to form a counterargument.

...I'll need a minute.

[nitidus]

I'll give you five.

[glowsferatu]

Is it wrong that I'm wondering if mailing someone a bomb isn't roughly equivalent? At least, to his mind.

[nitidus]

That is pretty disturbing.

[glowsferatu]

I'm not especially fond of the mental imagery it inspires.

[nitidus]

Me either. Perhaps we should change the subject.

[glowsferatu]

Probably. I don't like wasting my thoughts with him.

[nitidus]

So how about this months Vogue?

i keep forgetting that i've been meaning to start reading it just for things like this

[glowsferatu]

There was an interesting article on exercising despite the colder climate.

me too

[nitidus]

Well it does keep you warm.

[glowsferatu]

After the initial bout of shivering, perhaps. And that may last a while.

[nitidus]

[A pause. ]

Kanaya, I never thought we would find ourselves engaging in awkward small talk.

[glowsferatu]

Usually small talk is meant to help dispel some level of awkwardness. I think right now it may only be further contributing.

[nitidus]

Yes, I think so too.

[glowsferatu]

Maybe it would be better if we just leave this conversation where it is and resolve to speak again later. Hopefully after both of our minds are no longer sullied by the aforementioned image.

[nitidus]

Yes, I think that would be best.

[glowsferatu]

Alright, I'll uh... Until then.

[ and she promptly hangs up. ]