glowsferatu: thought, rude (As We Arm For Combat)
ᴘsychopomp 💀 ([personal profile] glowsferatu) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2013-02-11 08:30 pm

019 ♍ video

[ it's early afternoon and kanaya is in the greenhouse, tending to a row of black calla lilies, watering can in one hand, clippers in the pocket of her apron. she has a headband on to keep her bangs out of her eyes, and a smudge of dirt or two on her cheek. she doesn't look like she's slept in a while. in fact, it's probably been days.

her communicator is propped up on a shelf above the flowers so she can speak to it while keeping her hands free.
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I've been thinking about it, and i's something of an awkward question, but in the interest of cultural sensitivity, it needs to be asked. You see, it occurs to me that certain words have...numerous contexts depending on the user's place of origin, and in some cases can be utterly and unwittingly obscene. [ she stops and places her hand on her chin, looking up at the communicator. well, that will be more dirt, won't it. ] I was told once that I should write a book about my planet for human education, but I don't know about that. I'm not much of a writer.

[ she turns back to her flowers. ] That said, ignorance can only be dispelled through education, so there will need to be...some sort of offering to make. So, if a list could be collected from various non-humans on practices that would be untoward from humans unaware of the implications of these actions, perhaps a pamphlet could be prepared and left at the Porter's housing unit. I think it's worse considering, at least, but I'll need some assistance in constructing it, namely from any others from non-Earth planets to contribute things I may not be aware of, either.

[ she sits there lingering on the thought for a moment before setting the can down and rising to her feet, her hands dusting off at the top of the frame before she reaches over to take the communicator. ] While I'm on the topic of bridging cultures, we're not far from your holiday celebrating romantic successes.

[ she pans the camera out across the area to show what she's been working on. the greenhouse is growing a great many flowers which are just now coming into full bloom in a brilliant display of blacks, pinks, and reds, with a small corner of a few grey things growing. she'd have liked to expand that one, but her choices were limited as it was and there was sadly little demand for them anyway. ]

Last year, Jade and I offered bouquets to fit each of my culture's quadrants. She...may not be here anymore, but I thought I should carry on the endeavor in her absence. A tradition must be continued if it expects to be established, after all. So I will be accepting orders from now until Thursday's end, and delivery is available.

I hope you all enjoy the day as it approaches.
adventureboner: (Will you slay it?)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-02-25 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? How'd that go?
adventureboner: (You so spice!)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, you're probably right. Uh, ((he hesitates)) I mean that I couldn't imagine!! I'd certainly pin you as attractive and personable; I mean heck, I'd say you're probably the troll I've come to know best!

And c'mon, if she's your ancestor, doesn't that mean she's more like, uh, I dunno, older? So she's lived longer to get used to stuff. No use selling yourself short when there's other stuff to take into account!
adventureboner: (Let's go kick their digital bootays!)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, heck no, ((he says with a goofy grin.)) A man doesn't just sit on his duff waiting all the bloody time!! He gets out there, grabs the bull the the horns, and tackles shit full on!!! If I had to wait for something, I'm afraid I'd do a terrible job keeping my shirt on, hehe....

But uh... ((A pause, he calms a little, )) but you know, we're opposites, right? You've probably got a heck of a lot more patience than I could muster up for something like that. And I'm not even sure how you'd uh.. become a uh.. what was it called again?
adventureboner: (My subconscious must be hungry.)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-04 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, not quite the word I wanted, but about that? You seem pretty sane to me. Unless sane means something else in troll-lingo.
adventureboner: partyhard (What if he attacks you with a knife?)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-05 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, hah, man, she was the coolest dang grandma you could ever ask for. I.. can't say I remember her all that well, though. She keeled over when I was awful young so memories a bit foggy.

I do recall she was a real science wiz; top of the crop sort of lady, she build an entourage of gadgets; I think she did it as a sort of "Eff you" to the Batter witch that evened up knocking her off. She was a great shot and showed me all the ropes when I was a youngin, and I mean... she looked pretty badass for an old lady, but she was sweet as sugar cane. Pretty sure she was all about exploring ruins, too; there was whole shitton of them by our house, and that's why she relocated there!! Probably plus all the funny fauna over that way; all sorts of isolated species hung out there never discovered before! At least I don't think they were... so she was all about studying the place in her later years.

I've tried to pick up in her place, but kinda hard to do that when you don't know a lick of what she was searching for. ((Or well... he likes to PRETEND he's picked up in her place.))
adventureboner: (And rejuvenates the muscle.)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-06 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I... dunno. I mean I'd sure like to think so but... Grandma, she was really something else. Great at gadgets, great at research, the perfect shot. I mean, I can do a thing or two, but if you saw the stuff she built you'd fall right on your ass it's so brilliant.
adventureboner: vuvuzela (I'm weddy for the wedding.)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-10 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Blimey, you make a good point there. Let's just see if a ding bat like me actually makes it that far.

((A chuckle.))

So uh... seeing as Jade's flown the coop, you've taken things over here?
adventureboner: ladyslayer (Somebody pick up your freaky cat.)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-11 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like it needs a few more Venus Flytraps, but I suppose relaxing is the quality I would give this little abode regardless.
adventureboner: ((01) Adventure time)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-12 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, because they're cool, I guess? C'mon, think about it, those things are like the weirdest and coolest plants ever. Hapless, wee bug comes buzzing along and lands inside the leaves and then--zhhhaoum-PA! ((The sound affects as he mimics the closing of the leaves are completely, 100%, totally necessary.)) Like a rat in a trap.
adventureboner: apocryphal (You're hitting on me.)

[personal profile] adventureboner 2013-03-20 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... ((he looks around a moment.)) Well, I reckon you're spot on with that deduction. ((A pause.)) Hey, Kanaya? Would you mind if I checked to see if there are some more exotic plants either way? I mean, this is nice and all, but seeing as Jade and I both grew up in jungle, it may be worth a little nostalgic touch!

I'd be chuffed to assist in their care among others, too!! At least as long as you need and want it.

((Alright, he's just guessing about the jungle thing, knowing they grew up on the same island.))