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† shirou emiya | ally of justice

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I'm telling you, I need to go back to save her from whatever he plans to do with her!

[Pictured: One ginger-haired teen yelling at the side, his right hand holding the phone which is pointing at himself, his left hand is cut off from the screen, though.

Not pictured and heard: The person he's arguing with.

Got that? Good, because that's exactly what you're seeing right now.]

...

What do you mean I'm in love with her? She's just an ally right now!

[There's a frustrated sigh as he then turned his head to face the camera, left hand dropping down right as he does that.]

Er, sorry about that, a-anyways, uh, they called us here to be heroes, right?

[The teen looked awkward about this.]

I would love to help, but I'm in the middle of something bigger right now, so if you guys can point me back to a plane ticket to Japan, it'd be great-

[And then he raised his left hand, showing a tomato, as he just glared at it.]

I told you, she's not my girlfriend!

[...Uh, before the 'argument' has a chance to continue, the teen is going to just. Cut off the feed because he's pretty sure he's now painting the first impression that he's actually a nutcase.

And before you ask, yes, that earlier person, was in fact, the 'tomato' he was holding just now.]

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T-tohsaka, it's really not like that!

[Don't worry it hasn't dawned on him either-!]

Oh, I see. You're not really into carrots then?

[ Trying to think of something lewd. ] Donuts? No, that's not right either...

I'm telling, you, it's not like that-

[Hang on, he's turning to the tomato again.]

AND NO, I'M NOT DATING ANY VEGETABLES AT THE MOMENT!

[Turning back towards the screen.]

...Sorry, he's kinda skeevy when it comes to those things.

Well, a donut isn't a vegetable, Emiya.

[ She's just saying. ] Skeevy? H-Hey, just what is it that he's saying?!

I don't think you want to kno-

[...there is this sound of a COMPLETELY late click on the back of his head, as he then fully realized just who exactly he's talking to.]

Tohsaka? You're here too?

[The thought that she's here calmed him down a bit, but that still didn't stop his protective instinct from deactivating...!]

Edited 2013-04-30 09:22 (UTC)

I was asking because I want to know. [ Hmph. ]

Huh, oh yeah. I'm here.

[ Wait a second, now that same gesture is hitting her. ] Emiya, you're here?!

Yeah, I didn't have a choice.

[Which is just bad considering the timing of his situation, really.]

Well, it isn't as though anyone who is brought to this world has any choice in the matter. Complaining about it will get you nowhere. Neither will demanding that you be returned so you may as well cut that out before you make a fool of yourself.

[ Too late, Rin. ]

Um, Emiya, I know this is kind of strange to ask... [ Shifting her gaze off to the side. ] Why are you talking to the tomato? Where did you even get a sentient tomato in the first place?

No wait, ask if it's a Skrull. By law, if it's a Skrull it has to answer that it is--right?

...It said to not compare it with a lowly alien life-form like them.

[Blankly saying that before deciding to focus on the matter at hand-]

I don't know, I was just passing by a fruit stall when I heard him screaming at me, going "HEY, YOU, YEAH, THAT BOY OVER THERE" [Actually it was, "HEY YOU, YEAH, THAT RED SHIT HEAD OVER THERE."]

[Tohsaka.

Your Emiya might have just gone crazy, yeah.]

Huh, I guess Emiya's superpower is to make absolutely no sense whatsoever whenever he speaks. That does seem to be a trait you'd be strong with, but I was hoping you'd still be able to perform magecraft.

[ He can just hear the pouting as she turns back to the screen. ]

So you decided to pick it up? I would have smashed it.

...He's about to go bad, so I figured I might as well put him inside a dish before it happens.

[...wait, that's not the point-]

Anyways, it looks like I can talk to fruits now, I guess. And my Magic Circuit's still there, at least.

[SIGH.]

No wonder it's saying horrible things to you. Smash it up good and then dump it out the window.

[ That'll teach the stupid tomato to call her his girlfriend. Wait, his girlfriend? ]

Murr, about what that stupid thing was saying... You aren't taking it seriously, are you?

[THE TOMATO TAKES OFFENSE TO THAT, BUT SINCE IT'S A TOMATO, IT CAN'T SPEAK UNLESS IT'S DOING IT THROUGH SHIROU'S MOUTH.

which is saying a completely different thing right now.]

Wha- of course not? You're my ally after all.

[He sounded certain before he said 'ally', at the very least.]

...Right?

Edited 2013-04-30 09:41 (UTC)

... Why are you hesitating all of a sudden, Emiya?

[ Leering towards the screen. ] Ugh, don't tell me...

...Is something wrong, Tohsaka?

['Of course something is wrong, you doofus! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS TO A GIRL'

when a tomato tells you of your lack of girl skills.

it's kinda sad really.]

[ Isn't it sad, Shirou? ]

There's plenty of things wrong. Where do I even begin? [ Tread carefully, Emiyakoon. Your life depends on it. ]

...Why... don't we start on the things we last remembered before this place?

[...just... in case...]

You're already suspicious, are you?

[ Honestly she thought that she might have to be the one to bring it up. Shifting into a more serious demeanor is a cinch for her and soon enough she's back to the role Shirou's likely used to. ]

This place is unique. I'd like to blame Second Magic for it, but there's no way any of it makes sense. Have you noticed the year, it's 2013.

...Oh, I thought the phone was just broken-

[Only Shirou Emiya, folks. Anyways, not really the point-!]

Er, by the ways, what's the Second Magic?

[...typical.]

Ugh--you don't know anything, do you? I guess it's time for another lesson, but I'll let this one on the network so in case anyone else asks, I'll tell them to refer to this conversation. The Second Magic is the miracle of traveling between alternate dimensions, you know of parallel worlds? It sounds all sorts of impossible, but it's what is happening here.

At least I'd like to believe that. There are far too many inconsistencies to place faith in a true miracle.

...Such a thing like that would be True Sorcery, wouldn't it?

[...and judging from what he heard from Minako, then a machine capable of such a kind of magic is just...

Strange to hear, knowing how magi are with technologies.]

Yes.

[ Let's not talk about the fact it's a machine in control of it all. Rin still gets pissed off about that. ]

These inconsistencies are a real pain. We should talk about them face to face sometime instead of over this stupid thing.

[ And there's the classic Rin who hates technology so much. ]

Right.

[He's up for that, even if he wouldn't be a contribution to theories and all, since uh yeah.]

...Have you been doing well, here?

Yes, it isn't as though I get myself killed every day or something. Don't take me for a fool, Emiya, but I know how to handle myself when placed in a crucial situation.

[ She could have just said yes instead of ranting at him. ]

...It's exactly these kinds of things that make me worry, you know.

[because he's pretty sure Tohsaka being reckless was a thing too.]

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