one.

[tesselate]

[voice]

"Don't eat other citizens," - someone really thinks it's necessary to give that direction? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's definitely good to not eat other people, I would just think that it wouldn't be the best idea to bring people that might eat the other citizens. It wouldn't really be cannibalism though, right? Because if you brought someone from another planet that wasn't a human, but ate humans, then....

[Billy kind of trails off as he contemplates this - and then the fact that wow the first thing he's posting to the notwork is discussing the technical terminology of cannibalism when it comes to alien races. Awkward.]

Anyway, hi. I'm Billy. I was kind of in the middle of something back home but I'm guessing that's not really going to do anything for me in terms of getting back there, so it's probably better just to get into this whole network....thing.

Oh, yeah, one last question - so "Stark Technologies" communicator, right? That wouldn't happen to be Stark as in Tony Stark, would it?

[I mean, hey, there are other Starks in other worlds. GRRM is particularly fond of killing them.]

Comments

[tesselate]

I'm not sure if I should be scared or just think that's kind of cool.

[whoops.]

[allbloodyhail]

Not all vamps eat people you know. [the eyeroll is practically audible]

[tesselate]

Well yeah, I figured.

[Also lots of popular culture.]

[allbloodyhail]

Besides, it's against the rules, like you said. [He totally didn't read that thing anyway!!!!]

[tesselate]

I think it was a suggestion, but yeah. So, what, do you live off the blood donated at the blood bank?

[this isn't super personal or anything]

[allbloodyhail]

Pig's blood, from the supermarket. How cool am I now?

[tesselate]

That kind of sucks.

[allbloodyhail]

Keeps me alive; undead, what have you. Would prefer some otter, but this stipend they give us isn't exactly enough to be importing fancy wares.

[tesselate]

Otters are cute though.

[allbloodyhail]

Not when they're dead.

[tesselate]

Well. Yeah.

[allbloodyhail]

It's a moot point anyhow, and pig's does fine.

[tesselate]

And it's better than people. So it's a good solution.

[allbloodyhail]

That's right.

[tesselate]

Can you go out in the sunshine?

[idk maybe you sparkle.]

[allbloodyhail]

...Here, I can. And I don't sparkle if that's what you're thinking.

[tesselate]

Doesn't hurt to check.

But that's kind of a plus at least to being here. Minus for the otters, plus for the sunlight?

[allbloodyhail]

I wasn't really keeping score.

[tesselate]

It would probably end up really negatively against this place anyway.

[allbloodyhail]

Maybe.

You're one of those hero types, yeah?

[tesselate]

Yeah, sort of.

[allbloodyhail]

Close enough, anyway. With all of you about, almost makes a bloke self-conscious. [Makes him feel completely useless more like.]

[tesselate]

One of my friends doesn't have any powers at all, and she's a superhero.

[allbloodyhail]

Wasn't really talking about powers, kid.

[tesselate]

Well I just mean anyone has the potential to do the whole. Hero-ing thing.