one.

[tesselate]

[voice]

"Don't eat other citizens," - someone really thinks it's necessary to give that direction? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's definitely good to not eat other people, I would just think that it wouldn't be the best idea to bring people that might eat the other citizens. It wouldn't really be cannibalism though, right? Because if you brought someone from another planet that wasn't a human, but ate humans, then....

[Billy kind of trails off as he contemplates this - and then the fact that wow the first thing he's posting to the notwork is discussing the technical terminology of cannibalism when it comes to alien races. Awkward.]

Anyway, hi. I'm Billy. I was kind of in the middle of something back home but I'm guessing that's not really going to do anything for me in terms of getting back there, so it's probably better just to get into this whole network....thing.

Oh, yeah, one last question - so "Stark Technologies" communicator, right? That wouldn't happen to be Stark as in Tony Stark, would it?

[I mean, hey, there are other Starks in other worlds. GRRM is particularly fond of killing them.]

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permavideo

[gammas]

The one and only.

[tesselate]

I guess if you're going to go stealing heroes that's the way to do it, right?

[also wow you're She-Hulk that's pretty cool.]

voice

[liverletdie]

Well, I'll have you know that the communicator has absolutely no association with the StarkTech brand, thank you.

But I am actually here.

voice

[tesselate]

[oh.

hi.

you're tony stark. the last time we really talked was. ha ha ha ha.

okay play it cool Billy.]

Oh, okay - so was it here before you got here? That would be a weird coincidence.

permavoice

[demonspawn]

It's funny that you think the Porter cares about what's a good idea.

[tesselate]

Okay, point.

It's still supposed to be for the goodness of "the City" [can you hear the airquotes] though, isn't it?

[trickshot]

Yup. It's all Stark's fault. How did you know?

_{( A pause, and then: )}

Hey, kid.

[tesselate]

Are all of you guys here?

[wow he totally has a name hint it isn't "kid." But then again you probably say that to everyone don't you.]

permavideo; 1/???

[recurve]

[Mild flailing going on up in here!!]

[recurve]

[It's been like two years since she last saw you, Billy, forgive her if words fail.]

[recurve]

I can't believe it's really--

[Stopping mid-sentence because SQUEE!!!]

voice;

[topslug]

If its any consolation, back home, it will be like you never left. Somewhere out there you did what you've got to do.

voice;

[tesselate]

That is really good to hear, actually! Not all that surprising, I guess, it's not like the people I know were ever missing.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Welcome to the City, sometimes you have to state the obvious here.

voice;

[tesselate]

Apparently so. I'm not sure that really says much positive about this place, though.

[centurybaby]

What, you don't like babies on toast for breakfast?

[tesselate]

Not so much, no.

[soulbonder]

Even if that planet is also Earth?

[tesselate]

It's not the same Earth, though.

[klutziness]

One and the same. You from his world, kid?

[tesselate]

I am, yeah. I mean there are are multiple verses but...I think it's the same one.

voice;

[superspeeds]

It is and it isn't, William. Identities are very complicated here, I'm afraid.

voice;

[tesselate]

[oh uncle pietro hi]

I think identities are complicated everywhere.

(voice.)

[solidorkable]

I would hate to repeat what the others told you, but the Porter rarely offers useful advice.

(voice.)

[tesselate]

Somehow I'm not surprised.

voice

[hellionated]

Intro by cannibalism. That's a new one.

[ He knows that voice, though. Surprise, Billy, you've been here before. ]

Billy who? Kate's Billy?

voice

[tesselate]

Well it's good to stay original, right?

[oh, hey, kate!]

Kate Bishop? Yeah, we're friends. Do you know her?

voice

[glowsferatu]

What is it about humans that makes you so susceptible to presumption? Aliens only ever exist in your consciousness as some form of invader to conquer your precious world and disrupt the way you live, and now perhaps consider you some great delicacy?

I've news for you, dear, you don't taste that great. [ well, the blood anyway. ]

voice

[tesselate]

Whoa, I didn't mean to offend you! My boyfriend is an alien. Two kinds, actually.

[futureleader]

Hey, sometimes cannibalism is the norms in other cultures!

But you guessed right. About Tony Stark, I mean. I think he's here too, being as useless as ever with the useless-ass Avengers. You know? Being the most useless fucks in this useless universe.

[tesselate]

Yeah, I know.

That's definitely one way to put it.

permavoice I'M GOING TO THROW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AT YOU PREPARE YO BODY

[cryingontheinside]

[UNSURE] ...Pretty sure that still counts, assuming they're at least humanoid.

GOOD SEND ALL THE PEOPLE

[tesselate]

Yeah, it probably would.

permavoice too i guess

[allbloodyhail]

Could be for the vampires, not that there are many of us about.

[tesselate]

"Of us" -- you're a vampire?

video!!

[onetouch]

Hi, Billy. I'm Ned. Welcome to... this place, I guess. It's a little overwhelming at first, cannibalism aside. Or. Not.

[...] Anyway, once you're settled perhaps you'd like to come by The Pie Hole for a slice. On me. It's my Pie Hole.

video;

[tesselate]

Thanks.

Oh, wow, pie, that's awesome. I'll definitely come by.

text;

[idontdoyay]

who's tony stark & why do I keep seeing his name everywhere? is he famous or something?

text;

[tesselate]

He is where I'm from. Big company, superhero, etc.