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[adventureboner]

((Video;))
((The feet starts up to a most joyous looking Jake English, leaning into the camera.)) Aha! Seems I got the gizmo to finally do what I wanted. ((He pulls the camera away, grinning at it a bit.)) Alright then! This is log, er, what was it again? Oh yes, Log five from the adventurers Jake English and Finn the Human! Completely confidential, of course, until the final video is released. Today we're exploring the dark and crypic abandon building on the south side of down where dangers like poisonous spiders and rabit squirrels roam the dark catacombs. I'm in charge of the camera this time, so let's turn our attention to today's star explorer. Finn, take it away!!

((Finn waves to the camera, stoked to be out on this nightly adventure. Because there's nothing like being 14 years old and out in the big city in a condemned building, right?? He's walking backwards, not paying attention to his path.)) Okay, last time I did this with someone we totally didn't find any ghosts, but we did find a raccoon, but I'm prepared for both this time! ((He holds up a plastic sack.)) Snacks for both ghosts and raccoons all up in this sackizzy. Now, we just gotta find the creepiest room and--OOF! ((He turns to walk into a room and runs smack into something that's blocking the entrance on the other side. He pulls off, and rubs his face, sort of pout-glowering at Jake in a way too silly to be taken seriously.)) Why didn't you warn me, dude?

Oh, heh, sorry about that chum! Guess I was a bit engrossed by your excellent insight. ((He turns the camera to him.)) Two seconds so we can get this triffle aside. ((He sets the feed down and on the count of three the two of the heave the pilar aside.

Finn looks at Jake with the eyes of fun and bro-affection , and Jake can't help but comment with a smile himself, flicking his fingers forward: )) Hey, nice team work, buddy!! Nk-nkt!!

(( PCHOO!! Lights shoot forward and THROW Finn and his stupid friendly grin right out of the view, leaving a horrified and startled Jake.))

HOLY HORSE SHIT, FINN!!!! ((And he too speeds off.))

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Congratulations I Guess Youve Discovered Your Power
Unless You Could Do That Before

[adventureboner]

No thats the first time fucking LAZERS shot out of my fingers.
I dont know exactly if a congrats is in store either way.

[glowsferatu]

Oh I Wouldnt Worry This Has Happened Before
Well Not Specifically This But Him Dying At Least
He Should Be Back In A Few Days
Probably

[adventureboner]

Pardon?

[glowsferatu]

Thats How It Works
Die Today Come Back Next Week
O Death Where Is Thy Sting
O Grave Where Is Your Victory
Its Like A Long Running Joke That Stands Between Us And Anything Productive Being Done
But I Suppose It Works Out In Your Favor On This Occasion
Congratulations Mr English You Are Not A Very Effective Accidental Murderer In This Setting

[adventureboner]

Uh.
So hell be back?
That's...
That's brilliant!! Perfect! Splendid!!
I mean i still feel like a complete asshat but at least im an asshat who killed a friend permanently.

[glowsferatu]

At Least For That
Normally Youd Want To Wait Until They Crossed A Certain Threshold Beyond Which Their Friendship Was Irrevocably Tainted Before Desiring Such A Death To Be Permanent
And Then You Can Instead Regret Its Failure To Be Permanent

[adventureboner]

Uh...
I get what you mean but...
I dont really think id call a guy my friend if the relationship was irrevocably tainted.

[glowsferatu]

Well You Are Correct Then
You Do Get Exactly What I Mean
Because Youd Hardly Wish A Friend Died At All Much Less Permanently
But If Its Friends Youre Killing Then At Least You Wont Be Ruing That Aspect Of Importation

[adventureboner]

Youd really have to be a low down scoundrel to wish something no less DO something like that upon your friends id say

[glowsferatu]

While The Relationship Is Still Friendly At Least
But Sometimes It Sours And That Becomes Your Best Option

[adventureboner]

I cant say i know what you mean.

[glowsferatu]

Then Consider Yourself One Of The Lucky Ones
It Would Be Best That You Shouldnt Have To

[adventureboner]

Uh well okay.
I guess it is rather lucky then. I dont think i could do it one way or another.

[glowsferatu]

One Can Surprise Themselves With What Their Capable Of Once The Situation Demands It
Though I Suppose You Have Only Now Stumbled Upon A Glimmer Of Your Capabilities
Just Pray That The Circumstances Do Not Put Them To Such A Test In The Future
I Cant Promise That They Wont

[adventureboner]

Uh right. Ok.
Not exactly the most optimistic words but ill hope for the best.

[glowsferatu]

Perhaps It Wont Even Be A Waste Of Your Time
But Again
I Cant Promise That
And Its Your Own Time After All Who Am I To Judge How You Spend It

[adventureboner]

I..
I would say it would be. I mean i remember you being not so gung ho about the idea of looking forward to things and i sure did think of it a lot.
Still im not sure i could just discard it! I mean after all i was hoping that this wouldnt be permanent and whamo.
I certainly got lucky this time around though.

[glowsferatu]

And Perhaps Your Luck Really Could Sustain Beyond Just This
Wouldnt That Be Something

[adventureboner]

Heh i guess it could happen.
I wouldnt discard it as implausible!

[glowsferatu]

Well I Guess I Cant Really Speak On Its Plausibility
But It Would Be A Welcome Change Im Not Counting On