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Jake English | golgothasTerror ([personal profile] adventureboner) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-11-07 09:52 pm

☠ Two

((Video;))
((The feet starts up to a most joyous looking Jake English, leaning into the camera.)) Aha! Seems I got the gizmo to finally do what I wanted. ((He pulls the camera away, grinning at it a bit.)) Alright then! This is log, er, what was it again? Oh yes, Log five from the adventurers Jake English and Finn the Human! Completely confidential, of course, until the final video is released. Today we're exploring the dark and crypic abandon building on the south side of down where dangers like poisonous spiders and rabit squirrels roam the dark catacombs. I'm in charge of the camera this time, so let's turn our attention to today's star explorer. Finn, take it away!!

((Finn waves to the camera, stoked to be out on this nightly adventure. Because there's nothing like being 14 years old and out in the big city in a condemned building, right?? He's walking backwards, not paying attention to his path.)) Okay, last time I did this with someone we totally didn't find any ghosts, but we did find a raccoon, but I'm prepared for both this time! ((He holds up a plastic sack.)) Snacks for both ghosts and raccoons all up in this sackizzy. Now, we just gotta find the creepiest room and--OOF! ((He turns to walk into a room and runs smack into something that's blocking the entrance on the other side. He pulls off, and rubs his face, sort of pout-glowering at Jake in a way too silly to be taken seriously.)) Why didn't you warn me, dude?

Oh, heh, sorry about that chum! Guess I was a bit engrossed by your excellent insight. ((He turns the camera to him.)) Two seconds so we can get this triffle aside. ((He sets the feed down and on the count of three the two of the heave the pilar aside.

Finn looks at Jake with the eyes of fun and bro-affection , and Jake can't help but comment with a smile himself, flicking his fingers forward: ))
Hey, nice team work, buddy!! Nk-nkt!!

(( PCHOO!! Lights shoot forward and THROW Finn and his stupid friendly grin right out of the view, leaving a horrified and startled Jake.))

HOLY HORSE SHIT, FINN!!!! ((And he too speeds off.))
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permavid & text.

[personal profile] culver 2012-11-08 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT]

Finn??? Jake where did he go??

Permavid unless you decide otherwise;

[personal profile] bonermagic 2012-11-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey, it's the bus dude. And then...lights and a horrified and startled Jake.

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Jake, what the hell just happened?
culver: goodjobself @ dw (nowadays)

[personal profile] culver 2012-11-08 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[das okay]

Jake!
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[personal profile] culver 2012-11-08 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Everybody saw it Jake what happened where is Finn
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[personal profile] batteroflife 2012-11-08 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Basically she just punches her communicator on in a panic, looking....well, panicked. She would type this out so as to avoid looking panicked, but THERE IS NO TIME TO TYPE. Seriously fuck typing, this is urgent!!! ]

Goodness gracious me, J, what in heavens name just happened?
culver: azure_icons @ lj (hopelessly devoted to you)

[personal profile] culver 2012-11-08 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Mout
Jake is he okay what happened what was the light that came out of your fingers
culver: reccessional @ lj (but i am a good girl)

[personal profile] culver 2012-11-08 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
i do not know maybe i am not sure
what happened to finn where is he
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[personal profile] batteroflife 2012-11-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean you don't know? [ Jake you are not making this any better. ] Is he conscious?
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[personal profile] batteroflife 2012-11-08 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
He's not---Oh gosh, is he even breathing?!
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[personal profile] culver 2012-11-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[okay wow that is not the response she was expecting
maybe a "oh he is just unconscious" or "oh he fell out a window into some bushes he's fine" but not "i killed him dead." that is the exact opposite of what she wants to read. she actually feels a little sick. more than a little sick. she shuts off the video so he can't see her hyperventilating a little.]


is he still breathing is his heart still beating jake you have to check him where are you call for help

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