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[hashrap]

word of the wise it turns out having a one-sided discussion about wanking off with a female alien during classll get you detention
just so you know
this is what happens when you try to educate the masses

Comments

[hashrap]

that was a joke i dont actually want to take her out

[glowsferatu]

And Just Why Is It Then That These Discussions Keep Occurring
What Is It Youre Attempting To Achieve Here

[hashrap]

its called ironic irony where you say something ironic to be ironic as opposed to non ironic irony where you do something sincere that comes across as ironic
wouldnt expect you to understand though clearly just cant keep up with the dialect of those cursed with eternal swagitude
like attitude but with more swagger

[glowsferatu]

Irony For the Ultimate Sake Of Irony Itself
How Is That Not The Most Pointless Concept Within The Possibility Of The Collective Imaginations Of Both Humanity And Trollkind As Well In Addition To Perhaps All Other Sentient Races In Existence

[hashrap]

yeah see your inability to understand and be a pigheaded douche about it means youll never get it

[glowsferatu]

Or Perhaps You Arent The Master Comedian Youre Claimed To Be
After All It Isnt Particularly Funny
And Im Not The Only One Who Seems To Feel This Way Or Do You See Anyone Else Laughing That I Must Have Missed

[hashrap]

what the fuck does being funny have to do with anything

[glowsferatu]

Well What Other Purpose Would You Be Seeking To Achieve With These Ludicrous Maneuvers

[hashrap]

[ homage to the dead ]

already told you if you dont get it you wont get it

[glowsferatu]

Then Perhaps You Might Consider Offering Even The Slightest Amount Of Elaboration Rather Than Dwelling In Vague Statements Designed For To Maintain Some Silly Notion Of Exclusivity

[hashrap]

nah

[glowsferatu]

Well Then To Blame Me For Failing To Recognize The Plainly Obvious Brilliance In Your Manner Is Ridiculous To A Considerable Degree

[hashrap]

its none of your business why i do what i do

[glowsferatu]

If Not Then Perhaps You Should Cease Claiming That Im At A Lack For Not Recognizing Such Reasons

[hashrap]

or hey heres a good idea you could stop sticking your pointy vampire nose into all my shit its like come on dude i know im the best thing since kanye but thats just unsanitary

[glowsferatu]

Oh Believe Me Nothing Would Give Me Greater Satisfaction Than To Do So
But As Long As You Continue To Fraternize With Aradia In So Inappropriate A Manner I Feel I Should Similarly Provide Some Degree Of Chaperoning

[hashrap]

ok dude step off my dick she can handle herself without your mommying her

[glowsferatu]

If You Would Stop Exerting It Incessantly There Would Be No Reason For Me To Consider Stepping On It To Begin With

[hashrap]

kinky

1/2

[glowsferatu]

[glowsferatu]

No This Response Is Unacceptable

[hashrap]

youre just upset cuz i blew your thinly veiled cover
its ok maryam ill tell you about my gods gift anytime
better get in line though its pretty popular

[glowsferatu]

No
This Insinuation Is Outrageous
The Only Appropriate Response Is To Terminate This Exchange Until You Have Assuredly Discarded This Train Of Thought

[aliveandticking]

dave im hurt!
i thought you were going to teach me all about human romance
:p

[hashrap]

pretty sure egbert is the one already all over that