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[hashrap]

word of the wise it turns out having a one-sided discussion about wanking off with a female alien during classll get you detention
just so you know
this is what happens when you try to educate the masses

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[dupable]

...
you're still in detention for that???

[hashrap]

may or may not have tried again

[dupable]

dave...

[somethinglawful]

D4V3 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO WOO TH3 TROLL L4D13S W1TH YOUR BULG3 4G41N
NOBODY C44444R3S

[hashrap]

come on tz i dont just whip out this bad boy for just any lady
she asked

[somethinglawful]

DO YOU JUST SHOW 1T TO 4NYBODY TH4T 4SKS
1S TH4T HOW 1T WORKS

[glowsferatu]

Are We Really Still Discussing This

[hashrap]

male anatomy is an important concept to grasp
you know
with both hands

[glowsferatu]

Somehow I Find The Importance Of Such A Concept Unlikely

[aliveandticking]

im just letting you know i didnt touch anything no matter what he says

[glowsferatu]

I Had Not Even Considered That Notion But Now I Really Hope That You Didnt

[whatsupcroc]

Isn't there sort of a "doing anything but pretending to pay attention in class can probably get you detention" unofficial rule when it comes to school?

[hashrap]

i wouldnt know im pretty much a model student
detentions no place for me the bullies will pick on me and ill be ever so traumatized

[whatsupcroc]

Pick back, I'm sure it'll all work out!

Or you can get them lined up, find one of those big inflatable exercise balls, and see if you can score a strike on them when they're all out in the hall.

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[professorlionface]

Really, Mr. Strider, I would have expected you'd learn this lesson the first time!

[hashrap]

What the fuck is wrong with your face.

[professorlionface]

What the hell is wrong with your attitude?

[seeress]

It seems all you need is a star with a rainbow tail circumnavigating across the screen now.

[hashrap]

yeah im sure youve had this problem too many times to count

[seeress]

It's an addiction for me, I must admit.

[caprihorn]

LOOK WHAT MOTHERFUCKER'S GOT HIS OWNSELF INTO TROUBLE AGAIN.
can you not all keep out of that wicked shit, bro?
IF WE'D KNOWN HOW MUCH YOU ALL LIKED THIS MOTHERFUCKIN STUFF WE MIGHT HAVE UP AND GIVEN YOU MORE OF IT BEFORE.
but it's good to all see other motherfuckers are getting at punishing you for the rude shit you all got to doing.

[hashrap]

too bad the same cant be said for you right
sure theres a whole city of dudes out here wanting to have a crack at smashing the psychobabble out of your scatterbrain

[caprihorn]

I MIGHT BE MOTHERFUCKIN ALRIGHT WITH THE PUNISHMENT IF IT WAS GETTING TO FITTING US.
it's all not though, so i can't just stick up at around for it.
BESIDES IF YOU WANT TO GET TO TALKING ABOUT MOTHERFUCKERS MAKING US PAY THEN WE CAN SAY WE ALREADY HAVE.
it's you who's gotten off all free like, motherfucker.

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[doubleoohbaby]

And fumbling around with school employees will get you expelled. Who'd have thought it.

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[hashrap]

yeah im not at that level yet but this sounds like the bitter words of experience right here