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[hashrap]

word of the wise it turns out having a one-sided discussion about wanking off with a female alien during classll get you detention
just so you know
this is what happens when you try to educate the masses

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[hashrap]

theres this girl im into and idk what kind of gift says hey i like you and not just for your boobs or whatever

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[doubleoohbaby]

Any idea what she's into? It needs to be personal to have an impact. Flowers and chocolates don't really cut it if you want to make an impact

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[hashrap]

shes into science and gardening and shes also part dog
dont get her dog treats though ive tried shell slap you

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[doubleoohbaby]

Part dog?

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[hashrap]

maybe one furry joke and ill ruin you watch it

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[doubleoohbaby]

I'll try and avoid it. I didn't even even realise we had any part dog kids around here.

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[hashrap]

someones gotta step up his game

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[doubleoohbaby]

I'm so out of touch with the youth of today...

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[hashrap]

have you started getting the itch to yell at kids to fuck off your lawn yet
thats a p telltale sign of getting old as balls

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[doubleoohbaby]

I've been doing that for years. And I don't even have a lawn. Fuck am I old?!

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[hashrap]

hahahaha
should probs get on that lawn thing or peoplere just gonna think youre a mega tool instead of an aging douche

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[hashrap]

actually nvm i cant even work out which is the less of two evils there

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[doubleoohbaby]

I'll just stick to pretending I'm still with it

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[hashrap]

golly gee pops shucks dont even fret about it youre still hip

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[doubleoohbaby]

You're so good to me, kiddo.