word of the wise it turns out having a one-sided discussion about wanking off with a female alien during classll get you detention just so you know this is what happens when you try to educate the masses
thats the real reason we got ported into this shithole it aint because im irrefutably cool and you make dentists cower in their plastic booties even though these are things thatre 100% true its because were gonna save the world you and me bro that love shit is overrated it couldnt save a pokemon game what weve got is far more potent dude its like walking into the perfume section of the department store and getting accosted by flowery hipster harpies trying to coat you in their love juice nah what weve got has the word jealousy turning over in its snooty word grave you know where only the snippy bookshrews of the world go what weve got john is the power of bromance
you wish. that was seriously the weakest burn i have ever felt. in fact i think it is pretty safe to say i didn't feel it at all! was that seriously meant to hurt, dave? i am embarrassed for you.
ill visit you in the hospital make sure theyve got enough ointment on that massive internal burn of yours its one of those ones where you walk through a fire and a month later youre like well fuck that hurt
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its because were gonna save the world you and me bro
that love shit is overrated it couldnt save a pokemon game
what weve got is far more potent dude its like walking into the perfume section of the department store and getting accosted by flowery hipster harpies trying to coat you in their love juice
nah what weve got has the word jealousy turning over in its snooty word grave
you know where only the snippy bookshrews of the world go
what weve got john is the power of bromance
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dont pull a mlp on me dude friendship is for girls
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[ Can you feel his silent judgement, Dave? ]
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shit buddy sorry thems the breaks i guess that means you suck
oh well man ive done all i can do
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ill give you a hint
you
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god forbid
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that was seriously the weakest burn i have ever felt.
in fact i think it is pretty safe to say i didn't feel it at all!
was that seriously meant to hurt, dave?
i am embarrassed for you.
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make sure theyve got enough ointment on that massive internal burn of yours
its one of those ones where you walk through a fire and a month later youre like
well fuck that hurt
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this thread is from february can we stop sucking
NO NEVER sucking for life!!