eighteen Ϟ video

[currentcy]

[ It's your favorite scarred up baldy, City. He's sitting on Parker's couch with his feet up on the coffee table. ]

So, St. Patrick's Day is in a week, anyone got plans? Because if you don't, I don't either, and I could use a little company barhopping--with-benefits. Doesn't have to be like a date or anything, just, you know... something to keep from getting bored. Drinking alone sucks and we all know it.

[ He shrugs, palms open, and grins. ]

Think about it. I'm great with crowd control.

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[currentcy]

Because even you want someone to shoot you in the face?

[bullseye]

I ain't been shot in the face yet and that's not for lack of people tryin'.

[currentcy]

First time for everything.

[bullseye]

Don't count on it, buzzy.

[currentcy]

I don't go down easy either, bullsy.

[bullseye]

You will if I'm involved.

[currentcy]

Yeah, you wish.

[bullseye]

I don't wish; I know.

[currentcy]

If you're wrong I'm keeping your wallet.

[bullseye]

Well, it's no wonder you're so hard up for cash.

[currentcy]

Shut up, Toolseye.

[bullseye]

So when I am meeting Robbins in a wig and collecting my five bucks?

[currentcy]

Soon as she's feeling better. And it's not Parker.

[bullseye]

Uh huh. What's her name again? I didn't catch it.

[currentcy]

She calls herself the Pro.

[bullseye]

Seriously?

[currentcy]

Yeah.

[bullseye]

Import, right?

[totally browsing the network]

[currentcy]

Yeah. Why, you going to try and stalk her?

[bullseye]

I wouldn't dare.

[currentcy]

Good. [ BECAUSE HE'S SO INTIMIDATING RIGHT. ]

[bullseye]

[there's a brief delay]

Wow, car accident, huh? I know what that's like. So where'd you pick her up, the corner?

[currentcy]

Go find your own girlfriend. I'm not sharing my secrets.

[bullseye]

I ain't gonna steal your super skank from you, Electro. I got standards.

[currentcy]

Now you're just makin' this personal.