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[cloud9]

[ good morning, network. except it is not very good because here is a very large threatening man with a very large ax swinging it at whoever is closest to him bellowing HAVE AT THEE! while destroying whatever furniture happens to be in his path. simultaneously there is a scary green man in a scary green leotard who is going to summon your worst fears, so enjoy that. he's also laughing evilly 'cause that's what super villains do.

the appropriate response, of course, is to scream. abby (still dressed in her hello kitty pjs) dodges that very large ax by diving behind the couch, so excuse the shakey and nausea inducing video feed. ]

Ohmygod, ohmygod. What. Is. Happening. Somebody help--

Whoawhatthefucktakeiteasydude-!

[ tommy is freaking losing it. he's also only in his underwear and zipping around, trying to hold the big guy's attention so he doesn't go after anyone else. which pretty much results even more shit getting destroying. what. while tommy is busy with the ax wielding man, alex, who is also in sleepwear (t-shirt and shorts), has his hands full with the leotard guy who is having trouble summoning fears for him. ]

That won't work on me. [ he turns to terry. ] Did you forget to lock the door last night?

[ AND SOMEHOW even this situation terry manages to spare a second to roll his eyes at alex. ]

Right. Because this is obviously my fault. [ he rolls behind the couch to grab abby as the ax destroys their couch. ] My dad isn't the one ruining the freaking furniture.

[ and apparently since the demon lord of fears isn't having enough fun with his powers not working on phobos, there are now zombies rising out of the carpet and sprouting tentacles coming from the walls. hooray. that girlish shriek is abby, who is scrambling to get away from a zombie. ]

T-- Tommy, get my rifle! [ her vocal pitch is increasing exponentially. ] How do we make them go away?

[ and that takes him a few seconds because ajdlkbs zombies and why is it always the tentacles but tommy manages to get away long enough to grab and toss the rifle in abby's general direction, and she makes a fumbling catch. ]

Catch! Wait did you say dad? [ NATURALLY THIS IS TERRY'S FAULT. ]

Is there any other way to explain how they got inside?

[ alex grabs one of the chairs from the kitchen table and proceeds to smash it against nightmare's back and adds to the destruction of terry's apartment.......... ]

Yeah, he did. [ SO THE CHAIR DIDN'T DO MUCH. ] It's a surprise visit from both our fathers.

Hhrgh -- this is why I don't invite people over.

[ something says that chairs and guns and banter are probably not going to help them survive an attack by two of the strongest supers in all of marvel comics yeah! so terry is going to make a run for the window and fling it open. ]

Hey, Miss Headcase, now would be a great time to get your cloud on.

R-Roger that! [ NOT ENOUGH BULLETS FOR ALL THESE TENTACLES AND ZOMBIES FUUusfaklj she grabs alex by the arm as she runs by, slinging her rifle over her shoulder by the strap and pulling him with her to the window. she only lets go to jump out onto a waiting cloud. ] Come on! Hurry!

[ dude you don't got to tell tommy twice. he's totally grabbing and throwing terry over his shoulder before booking it out the window-

but manages to notice the comm in all this chaos, snag it, and give it a look ("Seriously?") before shutting it off. ]

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[slingshots]

Way to do a party without me.

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[cloud9]

[ LMFA CARRIE.......... ]

Y-You Batpeople have the weirdest sense of fun, okay?

voice

[demonspawn]

I think it's probably safe to say you can't come over for a while.

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[inspirefear]

You're welcome to join us.

voice

[followthearrow]

Bring a six pack and some pants. We'll be glad to have you.

voice

[aggressiveapathy]

We have to go out. For revenge.

ACTION FOR WHOEVER WANTS IT

[cloud9]

[ WELP they have nowhere to go so abby is making them go to the grocery store so she can get some ice cream god because her stress levels right now!! so have some teen superheroes sitting out in the parking lot with a bag of ice cream cartons between them and some plastic spoons and one blond girl in hello kitty pjs dejectedly eating!!! ]

This is totally your guys' fault.

[demonspawn]

Why does everybody keep saying that? It wasn't like I woke up this morning and was all, gee, I hope my demonic jerk of a father shows up and destroys my apartment today.

[ he looks very cranky. but the effect probably isn't as good. maybe it's the uncombed hair. or the lack of eyeliner. who knows. ]

[inspirefear]

[ Alex is also eating ice cream because it's chocolate chip and he is a 13 year old in his pjs... ]

We didn't invite them over if that's what you're thinking.

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[borntobewildcat]

Wow... That, uh... [What?] Looks like some party?

[cloud9]

I don't even know, Tom. This is so crazy.

[demonspawn]

Yeah, we're having a wild time.

[inspirefear]

Loads of fun, you should join us next time.

voice;

[futurebatwoman]

Wow. You could sell that on TV.

voice;

[cloud9]

Hhh. Talk about a Father's Day special.

[inspirefear]

Uh huh, my thoughts exactly.

[demonspawn]

Clearly this is Oprah material.

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[recurve]

... Did that seriously just happen?!

[demonspawn]

Don't worry, Kate. Your boyfriend's in one piece.

[ UNCLEAR IF HE MEANS ALEX OR TOMMY? ]

[video]

[sorcerersupreme]

Bullets won't help you, I'm afraid. At least not with Nightmare.

[demonspawn]

You're welcome to head back there and handle it for us, Mr. Sorcerer Supreme.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Ahhh! Oh my god! A tentacle monster! Kill it with fire!

[cloud9]

Y-You can go back there and kill it if you want! But I'm totally staying away, over here, where nobody is trying to chop me in half with a giant ax.

[aggressiveapathy]

Oh my god. Everyone has all the fun without me.

[cloud9]

Oh my God. You people have such a twisted idea of fun.

[disintegrator]

Zombies? Really? This place gets zombies?

[ignoring everything else.]

[cloud9]

Yeah. Zombies. And other crazy stuff. All kinds of crazy stuff.

Are you new?

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

What the hell.

[cloud9]

I know. Oh my God. Worst morning ever.

voice;

[trickier]

You alright there, kids?

[cloud9]

Er-- I think we've had better mornings, Mr. Jesse, but we're alright. Mostly.