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[glowsferatu]

OKAY LISTEN UP CITY GOERS WE’VE GOT A
WIAT WHY AM I RED
FUCK
ARADIA HOW DO I CHANEGE IT
here is that right
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS AN ISSUE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT GRIEVANCNES TO ADDRESS THAN WHAT SHADE OF MONOCHROME THEY;RE PAINTED IN.
ok if you donts tatrt i will
FUCK YOU
I Still Say This Is
WAut I
Ufgh There
Renimd Me Agson Why Thsi Must Even Eb Brought TO Fruititon
guyssssss ); lets just use the webcam yorue pushing me
BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M TLAKING HERE
im doing it
because im a girl of aciton
ARADIA DON’T YOU DO IT
IF YOU DO IT I WILL SHANK YOU ALL THE WAY BACK TO OUR CLUSTERDUCK OF A SESSION AND FEED YOU TO THE HORRORTERRORS.
Dont Maje Me Have To Sepsrate The Twwo Of Ou

[ the camera turns on to show all three of them looking like hot messes. aradia has taken down her hair and is clutching a pillow, makeup smeared down her face. she’s still wearing her nice red prom dress, but it’s hiked up to her waist and underneath is a pair of fluffy pyjama pants.

karkat is sporting a still-somewhat bleeding nose and a black eye. there are tear streaks on his face. his expression, though, is one of a troll on a mission.

kanaya’s hovering behind them, swaying slightly with an erratic and inconsistent glow, ready to swoop in the moment they look like they’re getting too volatile with each other. she’s clutching two phones in her left hand, aradia’s and karkat’s of course, like her unlife depends on it. not having taken the time to change out of her dress, she’s having to adjust her top every now and then. in hindsight, a strapless dress may not have been her best idea.

aradia gives a monumental half-sigh, half-snort, and slings an arm around karkat’s shoulders ] No, okay, you know what? You know what? Let’s just, like. I mean, screw him! Right? I mean, not screw him, but-- like, in a bad way! [ kanaya’s quick to interject ] Yes, p-p-please refrain from...“sssscrewing him”, if the imp-p-p-plications of that term are [ -hic!- ] anything like I...susssspect them to be.

[ flustered, karkat is going to raise his voice, which is rather slurred, over the top of both of them. ] Okay, you both need to shut your gaping failmaws right now, you’re completely ruining what sad, struggling surviving atmosphere was left after that disaster of an opening!

[ -hic!- ] Your idea, I sh-should...remind you.

[ deep breath and puffing himself up as though his next words are all important. which they are. ] Julian Keller!

[ aradia mumbles something which is probably an echo of that, and points slightly to the left of the screen, less intensely than she intended. she’s starting to feel a little sick. kanaya’s eyes could not possibly roll any harder. karkat could not look any more indignant. ]

We’re calling you out, douchenozzle, so strap yourself in and sit tight because we have a bone to pick with you. Several bones, in fact, belonging to our since decomposed tolerance for your gratuitous arrogant horseshit. You’ve crossed a line, and tonight the consequences must be faced- a face- so ugly that... a pocket dimension had to be created to house the vomit expunged in the face of it. Like your face. Your really, really hateful and gross face.

Karkat’s right. You really go too far, you know, with your, your, horseshit, and chiseled jaw, and everything!

Can we please focus on the [ -urp!- :o ] horseshit and leave whatever duuubious qualites of his j-jaw out of this?

Yeah let’s not talk about his completely unattractive jaw and- and- stupid self satisfied smirk--

[ kanaya just linefaces at him ]

He’s just awful, okay? He’s just stupid and awful, and, and, ugh! [ she looks to be losing her focus, and her face looks more than a little green. her speech starts slurring even more ] Hey, did you, did you have anything else to say? I think I’m gonna hurl.

Oh my god if you throw up on me I swear to awful dead Troll God I will turn you inside out and scrape every last repugnant drop back into your digestive sack where it belongs.

[ kanaya throws up her hands and stumbles offscreen ] Should I find you a more [ -hic!- ] desirable...reccceptacle, or would you p-p-prefer I [ -hic!- ] accompany you to the...load gaper?

I’m just gonna... [ she hiccups and sticks a hand over her mouth, before batting at the keyboard aimlessly ] Karkat turn it off, I’m gonna hurl right now!

[ a glowing hand reaches in and pulls her by the arm offscreen ] Not on my bed! Come alooong, now.

[ karkat jumps to his feet and away from her and any vomit trajectories, dropping the comm in the process. it turns off when it hits the floor. ]

Comments

[amoray]

didnt quite catch that

[glowsferatu]

[ this one takes a little longer as she actually tries to proofread it a few times ]

Is Theyre Somethign I Can Help You With Or Are YOu Only Here To Gloat

[amoray]

no thats pretty much it
i hear milk helps wwith hangovvers for the record

[eridan stahp]

[glowsferatu]

It WOnt Be My Frist Im Not Stupif
Im Sure Howvere That Edward Would Love To KNow Youve Been In Hsi Stock

[amoray]

oh no shes threatenin to TELL ON ME wwhat the fuck am i goin to do noww
if he doesnt wwant me in his liquor he should buy cheaper shit

[glowsferatu]

Lke Id Evven HAve To Hes Like Youre Stakler Or Soemthing
Or Shuold Be More Of One Hontsely
I dOnt Konw
While I Habe You Here I Mihgt Ass Well Aks Tou
Why Are You OS Teribrle Jsut Wonderign

[amoray]

wwell considerin howw often i been fuckin unreasonably attacked since i been here id honestly be kinda nervvous too
and wwhat the fuck is that supposed to mean im only unpleasant to people wwho try and fuckin hack me open on a regular basis

[glowsferatu]

Define Regluar Basis
Becuase I Could Probably Corellate EAch Instance Wtih An Actoin On Your Prat That Inspried It

[amoray]

remember that time you tortured me to piss off gam wwhat wwas that for

[glowsferatu]

Solulx
That Was FOr Sollux

[amoray]

wwho noww

[glowsferatu]

Sollux Capstor He Was A Compratiot OF Oyrs
The Mage OF Doon
You Had Thsi Embarrsing Black Dallaince For Him I Thikn
Are You Just Begin Delibertaely Stupid Rihgt Now OR Have You Mohesrly Frogotten
Im Drukn Yoi Dont Hace That Ecxuse

[amoray]

nope sorry not ringin a bell i dont romantically pursue lithpin wwonders wwith bad fuckin attitudes

[or he's trying to take attention away from the whole MURDERED HIM HORRIBLY thing by being a bigger dick than usual.]

[glowsferatu]

[ a grudgewanker like kanaya never forgets, especially when gamzee's still got the robot arm to show for it. ]

OF Cuorse Your Couldnt Atfer Youd Filled That Qaudrant Already
Everyone Konws How Jealuos Ganxee Gets
So Teh Two Of Youu Killed Him Didtn You
Gamzee Was Open Abuot His Partcipiation But Your Fingnerpirnts Satruated The Whole Affiar

[amoray]

wwoww makin shit up to smear my name howw fuckin LOWW can you evven GET
is blamin me for people gettin murdered like a fuckin hobby ovver at wwhatevver rock the lot a you crawwled under or somethin such

[glowsferatu]

Olny As Much AS Muredring Is Wehre Youve Ultimaetly Found Yurslef

[amoray]

that wwasnt evven a sentence

[glowsferatu]

Only
As
Much
As
Murdering
Is
Where
Youve
Ultimately
Found
Yourself
As In To Sya It Is A Hobby These Poelpe HAve
Which Come To THink Of IT Is Wyh Theyre In That Incraceration
Just Like Your Own Bloody Histroy
These Accusations Arent Exactly LAcking In A Foundatoin Of Solid And Indubitaly Uncontestable Quatities Of Fucking Truth

[aliveandticking]

i usually asty out of thsi but youre really unbelievable you know that right

[amoray]

last i checked you and me havve no activve quarrelin to speak of ar and unless youre lookin for somethin kinda bellicose im up to my fuckin gills in platonic hate here

[aliveandticking]

acutally yeah kanaya said everyhting i guess
everyones typing so much i wanted to join

[amoray]

you knoww im still not entirely sure howw youre all managin your html correctly

[aliveandticking]

i dont knwo about them but i ahve a keyboard shrotcut haha

[amoray]

wwoww shit wwhy dont i havve somethin like that
id ask if you could showw me howw to set it up but oh fuckin look at that im in prison and id probably get murdered somehoww anywway

[aliveandticking]

i can send you an email??
ic an rigjht
i eman when im not so sick