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capeandcowl2012-06-17 03:42 am
glowsferatu) wrote in capeandcowl2012-06-17 03:42 am
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OKAY LISTEN UP CITY GOERS WE’VE GOT A
WIAT WHY AM I RED
FUCK
ARADIA HOW DO I CHANEGE IT
here is that right
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS AN ISSUE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT GRIEVANCNES TO ADDRESS THAN WHAT SHADE OF MONOCHROME THEY;RE PAINTED IN.
ok if you donts tatrt i will
FUCK YOU
I Still Say This Is
WAut I
Ufgh There
Renimd Me Agson Why Thsi Must Even Eb Brought TO Fruititon
guyssssss ); lets just use the webcam yorue pushing me
BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M TLAKING HERE
im doing it
because im a girl of aciton
ARADIA DON’T YOU DO IT
IF YOU DO IT I WILL SHANK YOU ALL THE WAY BACK TO OUR CLUSTERDUCK OF A SESSION AND FEED YOU TO THE HORRORTERRORS.
Dont Maje Me Have To Sepsrate The Twwo Of Ou
[ the camera turns on to show all three of them looking like hot messes. aradia has taken down her hair and is clutching a pillow, makeup smeared down her face. she’s still wearing her nice red prom dress, but it’s hiked up to her waist and underneath is a pair of fluffy pyjama pants.
karkat is sporting a still-somewhat bleeding nose and a black eye. there are tear streaks on his face. his expression, though, is one of a troll on a mission.
kanaya’s hovering behind them, swaying slightly with an erratic and inconsistent glow, ready to swoop in the moment they look like they’re getting too volatile with each other. she’s clutching two phones in her left hand, aradia’s and karkat’s of course, like her unlife depends on it. not having taken the time to change out of her dress, she’s having to adjust her top every now and then. in hindsight, a strapless dress may not have been her best idea.
aradia gives a monumental half-sigh, half-snort, and slings an arm around karkat’s shoulders ] No, okay, you know what? You know what? Let’s just, like. I mean, screw him! Right? I mean, not screw him, but-- like, in a bad way! [ kanaya’s quick to interject ] Yes, p-p-please refrain from...“sssscrewing him”, if the imp-p-p-plications of that term are [ -hic!- ] anything like I...susssspect them to be.
[ flustered, karkat is going to raise his voice, which is rather slurred, over the top of both of them. ] Okay, you both need to shut your gaping failmaws right now, you’re completely ruining what sad, struggling surviving atmosphere was left after that disaster of an opening!
[ -hic!- ] Your idea, I sh-should...remind you.
[ deep breath and puffing himself up as though his next words are all important. which they are. ] Julian Keller!
[ aradia mumbles something which is probably an echo of that, and points slightly to the left of the screen, less intensely than she intended. she’s starting to feel a little sick. kanaya’s eyes could not possibly roll any harder. karkat could not look any more indignant. ]
We’re calling you out, douchenozzle, so strap yourself in and sit tight because we have a bone to pick with you. Several bones, in fact, belonging to our since decomposed tolerance for your gratuitous arrogant horseshit. You’ve crossed a line, and tonight the consequences must be faced- a face- so ugly that... a pocket dimension had to be created to house the vomit expunged in the face of it. Like your face. Your really, really hateful and gross face.
Karkat’s right. You really go too far, you know, with your, your, horseshit, and chiseled jaw, and everything!
Can we please focus on the [ -urp!- :o ] horseshit and leave whatever duuubious qualites of his j-jaw out of this?
Yeah let’s not talk about his completely unattractive jaw and- and- stupid self satisfied smirk--
[ kanaya just linefaces at him ]
He’s just awful, okay? He’s just stupid and awful, and, and, ugh! [ she looks to be losing her focus, and her face looks more than a little green. her speech starts slurring even more ] Hey, did you, did you have anything else to say? I think I’m gonna hurl.
Oh my god if you throw up on me I swear to awful dead Troll God I will turn you inside out and scrape every last repugnant drop back into your digestive sack where it belongs.
[ kanaya throws up her hands and stumbles offscreen ] Should I find you a more [ -hic!- ] desirable...reccceptacle, or would you p-p-prefer I [ -hic!- ] accompany you to the...load gaper?
I’m just gonna... [ she hiccups and sticks a hand over her mouth, before batting at the keyboard aimlessly ] Karkat turn it off, I’m gonna hurl right now!
[ a glowing hand reaches in and pulls her by the arm offscreen ] Not on my bed! Come alooong, now.
[ karkat jumps to his feet and away from her and any vomit trajectories, dropping the comm in the process. it turns off when it hits the floor. ]
WIAT WHY AM I RED
FUCK
ARADIA HOW DO I CHANEGE IT
here is that right
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS AN ISSUE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT GRIEVANCNES TO ADDRESS THAN WHAT SHADE OF MONOCHROME THEY;RE PAINTED IN.
ok if you donts tatrt i will
FUCK YOU
I Still Say This Is
WAut I
Ufgh There
Renimd Me Agson Why Thsi Must Even Eb Brought TO Fruititon
guyssssss ); lets just use the webcam yorue pushing me
BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M TLAKING HERE
im doing it
because im a girl of aciton
ARADIA DON’T YOU DO IT
IF YOU DO IT I WILL SHANK YOU ALL THE WAY BACK TO OUR CLUSTERDUCK OF A SESSION AND FEED YOU TO THE HORRORTERRORS.
Dont Maje Me Have To Sepsrate The Twwo Of Ou
[ the camera turns on to show all three of them looking like hot messes. aradia has taken down her hair and is clutching a pillow, makeup smeared down her face. she’s still wearing her nice red prom dress, but it’s hiked up to her waist and underneath is a pair of fluffy pyjama pants.
karkat is sporting a still-somewhat bleeding nose and a black eye. there are tear streaks on his face. his expression, though, is one of a troll on a mission.
kanaya’s hovering behind them, swaying slightly with an erratic and inconsistent glow, ready to swoop in the moment they look like they’re getting too volatile with each other. she’s clutching two phones in her left hand, aradia’s and karkat’s of course, like her unlife depends on it. not having taken the time to change out of her dress, she’s having to adjust her top every now and then. in hindsight, a strapless dress may not have been her best idea.
aradia gives a monumental half-sigh, half-snort, and slings an arm around karkat’s shoulders ] No, okay, you know what? You know what? Let’s just, like. I mean, screw him! Right? I mean, not screw him, but-- like, in a bad way! [ kanaya’s quick to interject ] Yes, p-p-please refrain from...“sssscrewing him”, if the imp-p-p-plications of that term are [ -hic!- ] anything like I...susssspect them to be.
[ flustered, karkat is going to raise his voice, which is rather slurred, over the top of both of them. ] Okay, you both need to shut your gaping failmaws right now, you’re completely ruining what sad, struggling surviving atmosphere was left after that disaster of an opening!
[ -hic!- ] Your idea, I sh-should...remind you.
[ deep breath and puffing himself up as though his next words are all important. which they are. ] Julian Keller!
[ aradia mumbles something which is probably an echo of that, and points slightly to the left of the screen, less intensely than she intended. she’s starting to feel a little sick. kanaya’s eyes could not possibly roll any harder. karkat could not look any more indignant. ]
We’re calling you out, douchenozzle, so strap yourself in and sit tight because we have a bone to pick with you. Several bones, in fact, belonging to our since decomposed tolerance for your gratuitous arrogant horseshit. You’ve crossed a line, and tonight the consequences must be faced- a face- so ugly that... a pocket dimension had to be created to house the vomit expunged in the face of it. Like your face. Your really, really hateful and gross face.
Karkat’s right. You really go too far, you know, with your, your, horseshit, and chiseled jaw, and everything!
Can we please focus on the [ -urp!- :o ] horseshit and leave whatever duuubious qualites of his j-jaw out of this?
Yeah let’s not talk about his completely unattractive jaw and- and- stupid self satisfied smirk--
[ kanaya just linefaces at him ]
He’s just awful, okay? He’s just stupid and awful, and, and, ugh! [ she looks to be losing her focus, and her face looks more than a little green. her speech starts slurring even more ] Hey, did you, did you have anything else to say? I think I’m gonna hurl.
Oh my god if you throw up on me I swear to awful dead Troll God I will turn you inside out and scrape every last repugnant drop back into your digestive sack where it belongs.
[ kanaya throws up her hands and stumbles offscreen ] Should I find you a more [ -hic!- ] desirable...reccceptacle, or would you p-p-prefer I [ -hic!- ] accompany you to the...load gaper?
I’m just gonna... [ she hiccups and sticks a hand over her mouth, before batting at the keyboard aimlessly ] Karkat turn it off, I’m gonna hurl right now!
[ a glowing hand reaches in and pulls her by the arm offscreen ] Not on my bed! Come alooong, now.
[ karkat jumps to his feet and away from her and any vomit trajectories, dropping the comm in the process. it turns off when it hits the floor. ]
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Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with all of you?
[ What is this, why are they all together and talking about him and are they drunk?!
Also he's really struggling...not...to laugh...
And he probably looks the worst for wear because of fighting with Karkat earlier, but he's sure that has absolutely nothing to do with any of this. ]
Karkat, what do you want now? And Aradia, are you crying? And Kanaya, I don't know how, but somehow I know this is your fault.
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NOTHING IS WRONG WITH NE
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH SHIT WRPNG EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU
I WANT YOU TO FACE THE FACTS
THE FACTS OF YOUR EXISTENCE
THW FACTS THAT I AM HERE TO DELIVER PERSONALLY TO YOU
OUT OF THE MAGANIAMOUSNESSOF MY AORTIC BLOOD PUSHER
WE ARE GOING TO DIG DEEP INTO THIS SACK OF KNOWLEDGE
I WIILL ASSIST YOU ON THIS JOUENEY OF SELF DISCOVERY
AS YOU REACG THE ELIGHTENMENT
OF THE FACT
THAT YOU SUCK
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text because she's busying holding aradia's hair
permavid because who even has time for texting
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wow I WAS NOT FINISHED WRITING THAT TAG!!
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i was feeling really good adn ahving a lot of fun
but then i started feeling awful and also pretty sick and we started talkign about how much youre just a really awful person soemtimes and we coudlnt stop
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[SO THERE, KARKAT!!]
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LMAO THAT ICON
IT WAS TOO PERFECT I NEEDED IT gdo theyre so awFUL
TERRIBLE CHILDREN MAKE THEM STAHP
they cant theyre like a powder keg of emotions
CANT HOLD ALL THESE FEELINGS
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what is this
what are you doing
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WE'RE VERBALLY WRECKINH SOME MUCH DESERVING SHIT.
THAT IS WHAT WE ARE DOING.
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permavid & text.
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permavid & text.
They Are Botg Dispalying REprehebsivle Taste Im Romandic Parnters
So YOu Knoe Just Anotgher Day Realy
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i should go to this prom thing next year
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NO, YOU LEGITIMAGELY ARE.
YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO BE JUDGING ANYPNE YOU PRETENTIOIS SAKC OF SHIT.
WHY DON'T YOU GO CRY ON YOUR DUMB SCARF OR SOMETHINH I KNOW THAT HAS TO BE A THING YPU DO.
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BUTT THE FUCK OUT I'VE GOT THIS
I KNOWWHAT I'M DOING ANDWHT I'M DOING IS SHCOOLING A FLAPWAFFLING BASTARF.
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It isn't quite...like that. The intention they're [ -hic!- ] approaching this with isn't expl...icitly of harm, just an emmmbarrassing hatred.
The two can be interconnected, but... [ -hic!- ]
[ she lazily waves off a hand at it ] It's something different completely.
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Are you drunk? Who let you drink? I thought to you were at a school thing.
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IF YOU WANT TO JAM A SPIKE FROND UP YOUR NOOK ABOUT IT DO IT IN THE DRIETCTION OF THE JACKASS WHO MESSED WITH THE "PUNCH".
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ARE YOU ON MOTHERFUCKIN SOPOR?
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For Onw Thing Ita ACtually Maent For Conumptoin
Aso We Only Realized Wed Taken Ayn In Rertospect
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1/WHO KNOWS
SOME ASSCHUMP PUT HUNAN SUOPORIFICS IN THE TREFRESHMENTS I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HUMANS HGAD SOPORIFICS YOU CAN SAVE YOUR DUMB HYPOCRICTIUCAL SAY NO TO SOPOR LECTURE FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK OK.
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