permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

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[remake]

U-um, no, I got this. [ HE TOTALLY DOESN'T ]

[hulk]

...Are you sure? Because. It's okay to ask questions.

[ concerned!!! ]

[remake]

I-- I don't... [ lmfao defeated pause ] H-how do you know which apartment is supposed to be yours?

[hulk]

[ ..........................crap ]

I actually d- I never went to go see those apartments, I just. Kind of went and moved in with someone right off the bat. Sorry.

[remake]

[ BRUCE WOW

WOW BRUCE

BRUCE

WOW ]

............ Oh.

Uhhh.

[hulk]

[ SHUT UP OKAY ]

Um.

[remake]

[ lmfao face... in his hands... ]

I've never had a conversation this awkward in my life.

[hulk]

[ haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ]

I've had a few more so than this, but. Yeah.

[remake]

[ LMFAO STARING FINE YOU WIN THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON AWARD BRUCE GJ ] O-okay.

[hulk]

[ I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FANS ]

...So. Erm. W-well, then, you know. Best of luck with settling in, uh. "Spider-Man".

[remake]

[ U DON'T HAVE ANY, 2 AWKWARD ]

Did-- did you just verbally finger quote at me.

[hulk]

[ S-SHUT UP CRYING!!! ]

Y- It's not. Look, it's just weird for someone's name to be... You know. Spider-Man.

[remake]

It's not that weird.

[ UR THE WEIRD ONE BRUCE!!!! ]

[hulk]

[ NO YOU!!!!!!!! ]

It's pretty weird, with that whole. Get-up and everything.

[remake]

I- I-- what's that supposed to mean?

[hulk]

...Have you not seen what you're wearing?

[remake]

S-so? Like everyone has a spandex costume.

[hulk]

Not where I'm from.

[remake]

Uhhh.

What do they wear?

[hulk]

Th- There isn't any they. I don't have any of the, uh. We don't have superheroes. At all.

[remake]

It's-- it's just you?

[ suddenly your dimension is looking worse than the cannibal rapist hulk dimension???? ]

[hulk]

What do you mean, just me? Th- What?

[remake]

T-there's no one there to [ STOP YOU ] h... help people?

[hulk]

[ WOW GOOD CATCH THERE ]

There are, you know. Normal people for that. Police and firefighters and. People like that.

[remake]

W-well yeah.

But what about like.

Alien invasions and stuff.....