voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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[amoray]

Take that as a no, then.

What a goddamn surprise.

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[enigmaestro]

I'm supposed to monitor you, I supposed to be training you in a rather specialized art. What did you expect?

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[amoray]

You been nosin' about my business before we ewer came to our particular arrangement.

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[enigmaestro]

Yes, well, now I have the perfect excuse.

So. Thanks for that.

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[amoray]

And you wonder why ewerybody's waxin' all shades a black for you.

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[enigmaestro]

Because I'm irresistible.

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[amoray]

Yes, that is exactly it.

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not expecting you to agree with me.

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[amoray]

Probably 'cos damn near nobody ewer agrees with you, I'd wager.

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[enigmaestro]

If that were consistent, I'd be consistently surrounded by people who are wrong. All the time.

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[amoray]

[wryly:]

You mean you ain't already?

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[enigmaestro]

Sometimes you're right.

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[amoray]

...Huh.

[was that a backhanded compliment...??]

Whatewer. I'll take it.

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[enigmaestro]

When you're agreeing with me, I mean. That's when you're right.

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[amoray]

And you ruined it.

[flat.]

Good fuckin' goin' there, Ed.

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[enigmaestro]

This isn't a family sitcom, you know, we're not going to have those warm and touching moments.

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[amoray]

I know this must be a fuckin' shocker for you and ewerythin', but normal people get along ewery once in a while.

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[enigmaestro]

And in what way are we, specifically you and I, normal?

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[amoray]

Right.

Sometimes I forget you're fuckin' sociopathic, my bad.

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[enigmaestro]

Takes one to know one, my budding but nevertheless highly lethal sociopath.

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[amoray]

So it didn't ring false, I'm guessin'.

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[enigmaestro]

[linefaces]

I suppose it indeed did not.

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[amoray]

Eddie Nygma is a paranoid as fuck narcissist with daddy issues.

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[enigmaestro]

Maybe I should stab you.

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[amoray]

You think somethin' small as gettin' stabbed would slow me down?