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[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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[amoray]

Considerin' how shitty your matespritship kinda is, I'm not real jealous. But I'll giwe you points for tryin'. [shrug!!] One of these days I'm goin' to ask her why she puts up with somebody who probably giwes her as much shit as you do, though.

Does she ewen know about you and me still talkin'?

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[enigmaestro]

First of all, my relationship with Felicia is incredibly desirable thanks for inquiring. Secondly -- yes. She made me tell her.

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[amoray]

And how'd she take it?

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

She took it fine because she's not the sort of matesprit who moves across country to escape me.

encrypted;

[amoray]

Neither is mine, though I'm sure we got enough dirt on each other to run off our respectiwe matesprits anyways.

Hint hint.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

You'd lose Ruka just to spite me?

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[amoray]

Moot point, honestly. She's kinda more acceptin' a my eccentricities than Fel is with your bullshit, so I wouldn't be losin' anythin'.

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[enigmaestro]

You're ignoring the most important variable, Eridan. Me.

I would take her from you.

encrypted;

[amoray]

Pretty sure she likes me a hell of a lot more than she does you.

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[enigmaestro]

She visited me in NOHoPE, did you know that?

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[amoray]

So did I. So did Fel.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

Yes, and what pattern is that? "People who value Edward".

You assume much about Ruka's sentimentality, or lack thereof.

encrypted;

[amoray]

So what? You're a acquaintance a hers. Who giwes a shit.

encrypted;

[enigmaestro]

You should ask her, and you should listen. Because mere acquaintances don't visit mental patients in asylums.

Do they?

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[amoray]

I know what you're tryin' to get at here, and it ain't workin'.

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[enigmaestro]

Mm, yes. Perhaps it's best if you forget it entirely.

We'll drop it.

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[amoray]

Good.

So are we goin' to go see a shitty play in Boston before or after I beat the piss outta you on a rooftop somewhere?

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[enigmaestro]

What is it with you and specifically "shitty" theatrical performances? Don't let this become a tradition.

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[amoray]

It's a tradition 'cos I know how much you hate sittin' through two hours of interpretiwe dance.

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[enigmaestro]

You're a monster.

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[amoray]

History's greatest.

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[enigmaestro]

Whose history is this? Not human history, obviously.

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[amoray]

Just 'cos you got no sense a greatness don't mean paradox space doesn't, Ed.

Don't be so fuckin' egotistical.

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[enigmaestro]

Falsehood.

Oh, look at that. Which reminds me: care to test your theory against universal truth?

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[amoray]

A course not.

This isn't my uniwerse.