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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[rhombus]

No! Cats are super lame compared to dogs! Even not talking dogs!

[FAMILY LOYALTY!]

How can you bend fire? Or ANY of that stuff?

[rhombus]

I guess I'm glad to be back, too, even though it's a pain! There's no one like you or any of the others there, it blows, and it blows even more I can't even remember you peeps when there!

Maybe I should make ascrapbook and see if I can be sent home with it...

[rhombus]

Ohhh, yeah! You showed me that when I was scared of doors and you were smaller and didn't cuss as much!

[rhombus]

Can you hear out of them? Do they knock things over, too?

[dogwitch]

Yeah I can hear out of them. It's weird, like my regular ears vanished when I got these. And no, silly. They're on top of my head, why would they knock things over.

[rhombus]

Oh, that's good, it'd be way gross if you had two sets of ears. I mean, no offense, you're nice and pretty and stuff, but, yeah, gross.

I dunno. Things that are above your head maybe!

[dogwitch]

It would be kind of gross I guess. I would also have twice as many ears to clean.

[necronomicod]

I am totally a troll! ...even if I don't look like one now!

I don't think I know a troll named Zizi, though.

[rhombus]

Oh, lame, you were made to look human? I think you guys look totes better normally! Horns are totally hornlicious.

Terezi! Zizi. I tried Tete but doesn't work as well.

[adventureboner]

Woah, Nelly! You'll bit your tongue off talking that fast, haha! Anywho, let me see if I can't answer that all for you.

((he's counting on his fingers, for whatever that's worth.)) I'm nearly certain she breathes fire. I honestly didn't mess with her all that much, either! A few years ago I gave heading up the volcano myself a try to see what it was she had up there, but she spooked me down before I had the chance to! Haven't been up there much lately since my volcano's about to blow its top, too.

[soulbonder]

i dont think people will appreciate that

[culver]

That is a really good idea. Maybe we go home with things we are holding.

[rhombus]

Hahaha, yeah, I get that a lot sometimes.

Oh, man, you even have a volcano? I've never gone up against one of those before.

[rhombus]

I definitely show up here with all the junk in my trunk, so maybe if I keep it in my bag all the time I'll have it! This is something I will have to look into, yesss..

[rhombus]

Yeah, but, as long as you had fun and apologize afterwards, right? Besides, I think everyone that goes on a rollercoaster knows that's one of the hazards! They won't mind.

[soulbonder]

i think i will pass on riding roller coasters i am afraid vomiting is one of my least favorite human functions

but an amusement park sounds fun

the place i was before my arrival here was built around one

[glowsferatu]

I would maintain that the pie would be more enjoyable if it were allowed to be properly digested instead of overwhelmed with conflicting varieties.

[ nonsense, the loudness must be directly proportionate to the sadness it seeks to counterbalance. ]

[glowsferatu]

No! The lower situated edifices which may arise at inopportune occasions.

[adventureboner]

Oh they're really something else! Nothing you couldn't handle without a little preparation, but troublesome otherwise.

[rhombus]

Wow... [He sounds in aw, hands rising up to his face slowly.] How do you prepare to fight a volcano?

[rhombus]

The gout in my right big toe??

[rhombus]

Aw, lame. But I guess there's a ton of other rides. Tea cups, the creepy horsies that go up and down.

What does that mean? Built around one?

[rhombus]

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You clean ears?

[rhombus]

No argument from me there!! I'm glad we reached this agreement!

wrong journal wrong style wrong everything

[aliveandticking]

So you died falling down the stairs? That's not a very exciting way to die, but death itself is exciting enough, right?