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My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

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i like ur face though
its a cute face of a young teen girl who doesnt need no mask tattoo over it
even if its just gonna be ur face again
shit son itd be like halloween 4EVERZ
but no one will ever know because you still look like yourself

Then maybe I should get someone else's face tattooed.

sounds like you want a MAAAKE OVER

No.

No it doesn't.

then why not just keep ur face just the way it is

I have money to waste.

lol then buy a fuckin pony

I've changed my mind. I'm getting that tattooed on my face instead.

a pony........
idk how i feel about that

Not a pony. What you just said.

omg
so like a quote then right

Yes. Exactly like that.

ur face would be an advertisement to all
plastered on your forehead w the best words of wisdom
'just buy a fuckin pony'

It's the most effective way of spreading my pro-equestrian desires.

why dont u just buy a pony and write those words on his saddle

Do you think I could use my bathroom as a stable?

yes

[ not really, but hey. ]

Edited 2013-01-26 11:51 (UTC)

Then call me My Little Horse-Owner.

hahhaahaha
youre funny daria :3

I prefer the term "witty and insightful".

that too

[And now she has to attempt to return a compliment.]

And you're not too bad yourself.

awwww that might be the nicest thing uve ever said to me
<3

I have a way with words.

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