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[onmyneck]

My New Year's Resolutions:

1) Exercise more. Preferably, exercise my right to die of heart disease at a young age.

2) Be more friendly. Ensure that no one will suspect my eventual betrayal.

3) Learn a language. I'm leaning towards incomprehensible gibberish or pig latin.

4) Get a tattoo of my own face on top of my current face. See if anyone spots the difference.

5) Never give up. There's always something to watch on TV.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

I Can See The Comments Now
"Youve Neglected The Leather Duster"
"This Collar Could Stand To Be Higher"
"What Do You Have Against Capes"

[onmyneck]

My critiques will mostly be about giving every outfit a giant hat and/or using pig organs as accessories.

[glowsferatu]

Sorry But That Sounds Boring
Instead Im Thinking Copious Use Of Cravats

[onmyneck]

Unless the entire outfit is one large cravat, I'm not interested.

[glowsferatu]

Well I Hate To Disappoint
But Really You Leave Me No Other Option Here

[onmyneck]

You're cold hearted.

[glowsferatu]

Not Really I Just Need To Eat Something
Give The Blood Flow A Good Boost
If I Did Make An Outfit Consisting Only Of One Over-Sized Cravat Would You Wear It

[onmyneck]

It would depend on whether I've been drugged recently.

[glowsferatu]

How Cold
You Give Me Such A Prized Concept And Then Reject It So Handily

[onmyneck]

What can I say. I'm a temperamental gal.

[glowsferatu]

Were The Outfit Capable Of Weeping You Would Drown In Its Tears

[onmyneck]

Surprisingly, that's not the first time I've been threatened like that.

[glowsferatu]

That Should Probably Make Two Of Us
Ive Made A Fair Share Of Garments Wish They Could Cry In My Time

[onmyneck]

I knew it. There's always a dark side.

[glowsferatu]

I Never Claimed To Be Nice
And I Am Already A Literal Monster

[onmyneck]

That's just what society says.

[glowsferatu]

My Unlife Sustains Itself On The Blood Of The Legitimately Living
Society Kind Of Has a Point

[onmyneck]

Where do you get your blood from anyway?

[glowsferatu]

I Have A Prescription At The Clinic
All Of It Human Of Course Given The Stock They Have Available
The Flavor Took Getting Used To

[onmyneck]

I prefer orange blood myself.

[glowsferatu]

No One Has Orange Blood
Do You Know Someone Who Has Orange Blood
Ive Never Tried Orange Blood

[onmyneck]

It seems like an oversight that an entire alien species with different blood colors wouldn't have orange.

[glowsferatu]

I Suppose It Was Lost Somewhere Between Brown And Yellow

[onmyneck]

Which one tastes the best?

[glowsferatu]

Ive Never Actually Tried Brown Since My Awakening
While Yellow Has A Certain Sweetness But A Bitter Aftertaste