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ᴍᴀᴅɪsᴏɴ ᴊᴇғғʀɪᴇs. ( box ) ([personal profile] ex_engineers208) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2013-01-30 02:23 pm

eight □ video. joint.

[ The video opens on a sub-basement laboratory of the Xavier Institute. There stands who else but...Sydney Greenstreet? He gives the audience a small, knowing smile as he stands there in his rotundity in a black suit, holding a cigar. ]

Mm hmm hmm. I distrust a man whose trust for other men is determined more by his trusts than his distrusts. There is no trust without discretion, and in that scrutiny we develop the distrusts that determine our interactions with the world at large. I do like a man who tells you upfront that he distrusts you, saves the time of founding a trust that only disguises the true distrust present.

[ Once he's done he gives his audience a very stern look that holds for all of five seconds before it starts to crack, erupting into a hearty laugh. When he continues, his voice is different, now a rich, purring baritone that may sound familiar. ]

I'd like to present to you the X-Club's latest invention, a new take on an old classic... [ He fusses with something on his wrist, and his black suit turns with with a small red fez on his head that's more Casablanca than Maltese Falcon, until finally the illusion dissipates to reveal the slightly hunched form of Hank McCoy. ] ...the image inducer!

[ Hank straightens himself to his proper height, and the camera pans out to accommodate, now including Madison Jeffries in the picture to his left. ] This baby brings back memories. It works by projecting a hologram over its wearer, allowing them to appear however they like, and voice modulation to complete the disguise. Back in the day, those of us whose mutations were more visibly apparent used to use these to facilitate our free movement through society. These days, it doesn't really come up as often.

[ Madison cuts in, fiddling with something behind his back -- his hair looking a little off, pulled away from his face. ]

We still reckon it’s a highly utilitarian tool that might come in handy for imPortkind, if we iron out the kinks. Uh. We got a handful of secondary and tertiary projects bein’ worked on; most a’ them are distraction-like. "Distraction-like" only in that we have other primary projects, but they all have their applications. No matter how seemingly frivolous.

Actually! [ Hank nudges Madison with his elbow with an excited grin. ] Why don't we show them that other one we finished yesterday?

Aaah. [ For a second, Madison looks rather uncomfortable -- mortified, mostly. ] We don’t gotta show them everythin’. [ Hank spreads his arms, his smile growing wider. ] Ohhh, none of that now! There's no need to be shy.

[ Madison throws him a mildly despairing look, then reaches behind his head to pull off what appears to be a rubber band; his hair falling down in a rather luxurious, white-streaked wave. Hank beams. ]

He’s buyin’ me a haircut later. Entirely worth it. [ Madison sighs, blowing a loose strand away from his face. Vaguely, with a wave: ] It’s a, uh. Hair thing. T’sall. Enzymatic overdrive a’ follicular cells, yadda yadda. Whatever. Guaranteed to give you hair like Ka-Zar overnight! [ Hank says it with a wink. ]

Anyhoo, we’re on the tail end a’ publishin’ the results a’ the headline project, but if y’wanna donate a hint a’ tissue for the sciences... it’d be much obliged, yeah? There were some concerns last time it came up that I wasn't... [ In the mood to deal with. ] ...available to answer, that we'd like to be more upfront with now. What we're looking for for is proof of physiological connections between imPorts that are absent in the native populace, so obviously we'll need a reasonably sized sampling pool of imPort volunteers.

So, y’know, with that lil’ hint a’ clarity -- please? We got cash, alright?

[ They both give big, slightly desperate smiles for the camera before the feed cuts. ]

red is madison, blue is hank
mocks: (glare)

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[personal profile] mocks 2013-01-30 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hair like Ka-Zar, huh?

voice

[personal profile] hastheedge 2013-01-30 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Marvelous work, gentlemen. Color me impressed.
governorkang: (o rly bozak)

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[personal profile] governorkang 2013-01-30 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Physiological connections?
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

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[personal profile] boozebot 2013-01-30 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh.

[A critique.]
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[personal profile] hello_doctor 2013-01-30 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Still asking for tissues? Well, at least you are giving a reason for it now.
seekerfemme: (Blank | Nothing at all)

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[personal profile] seekerfemme 2013-01-30 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[....Interest!]

...I want one of those.
incywincyhero: (spidey: this is my thinky face)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-01-31 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
So, you're trying to find common genetic traits between and exclusive to all imports, and not just the ones who come from similar or shared universes?

[Beat.] Nice Fabio-izer. No Harlequin cover will ever need Photoshop again.
ioudas: (default)

(ENCRYPTED JUST TO HANK.)

[personal profile] ioudas 2013-01-31 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's actually rather impressive.
Edited 2013-01-31 02:47 (UTC)
oedipusrat: (Default)

[voice; private]

[personal profile] oedipusrat 2013-01-31 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[What, he's not still being rightfully cautious or anything, shush. Oh hey boys, what's that sound, it's the sound of clapping! And a hearty laugh.]

What a wonderful little device, with such astonishing results! And the image inducer isn't bad, either. [Sorry, Madison. He thinks he's funny.]

Mm, a shame you might not get as many samples as you might like simply due to the secrecy of your work. Why not tell all of the world what you intend to prove?
themisfit: (Default)

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[personal profile] themisfit 2013-01-31 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That is rather impressive.

If you do not have enough of a sample from our world, I would be happy to contribute.
solidorkable: <user name="siberian"> do not steal (>:|)

(voice.)

[personal profile] solidorkable 2013-01-31 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, I was supposed to donate some tissue, was I not?
hexappeal: (what is this shit.)

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[personal profile] hexappeal 2013-01-31 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
But how do I know it isn't being used for some nefarious purpose? [Because those two clearly are the most villainous folk in the City...]
namekian: (Perk)

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[personal profile] namekian 2013-02-01 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
... I may be interested in the inducer.

I'd like to be left alone in public.
Edited 2013-02-01 00:22 (UTC)
rocksforbrains: (jerkslide)

[voice]

[personal profile] rocksforbrains 2013-02-01 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
People still aren't jumping at the chance to give skin? I'm totally shocked.
waiting: (so is it raining in your bedroom)

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[personal profile] waiting 2013-02-03 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nice 'do, Jeffries.

And hey, don't look at me. I already made my contribution.
futureleader: (there was no war but the class war)

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[personal profile] futureleader 2013-02-03 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Snerk.]

Nice hair, Jeffries. You nerds still collecting samples?