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This is a very important week for me. My birthday is in just two short days, which of course means I'm going to throw a party at the Tool Shed. If you're cool, you're invited. Certain invitees know who they are, other will be considered after a case is made to me. Make your best argument and I will decide your fate.

Also, this weekend is prom, which is of course this social event of the year! This year, since a certain individual decided that rotting in prison is preferable to having a semi-decent social life, I'll be escorted to the prom by Mister Fitzwilliam Darcy! [Wait... does he know this yet? YOLO.] Yes, you're allowed to be jealous. He's a total stud.

And while I have your undivided attention, I'm looking for a fascinating subject to profile in the next issue of City Lights. If you're an interesting person, you should totally talk to me and tell me why you're awesome and deserve to be interviewed for the magazine. Boring people need not apply.

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[low whistle]

When do I get to meet him?

At prom, obviously. I'm going to be wearing a Regency inspired ensemble, just for the occasion!

Ohh sounds cool! I dunno what I'm gonna wear yet. [OR EVEN IF SHE'LL GO] Any ideas?

Not to sound like a creeper or anything but you've got a nice body. You should totally show it off. Wear something that wows.

Dude, not creepy at all. Thanks! I can find something that wows, for sure. Red? Maybe orange. Nah, red.

Red, fer sher! It'll compliment your skin tone and make you look even more tan!

Red it is! [the tiniest of smiles] That's Santo's favorite color anyway.

And we all know, he'd want you to look your best.

Jess, I never go out without looking my best.

Okay, I can give you that. You're very fashionable.

See, I don't know why more people don't agree! You'd think they'd never seen a girl in a miniskirt before.

It's like their minds are all primitive or something. People have legs. Get over it!

Exactly! I don't think I'll ever understand.

Edited 2013-06-21 04:45 (UTC)

Speaking of which: have you ever considered going into fashion design? Because your taste is at least on par with mine.

Not really. You think I'd be good at it? Because I'd totally be willing to give it a try.

Good. Because I've been thinking about adopting a new costume.

Yeah? Like what?

Something tight, and pink. Something to show off my legs.

I can probably help with that.

Great! We should totally brainstorm. And also go shopping.

We can do both at the same time.

Best idea, tee-bee-aitch.

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