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[sweetvalleygirl]

This is a very important week for me. My birthday is in just two short days, which of course means I'm going to throw a party at the Tool Shed. If you're cool, you're invited. Certain invitees know who they are, other will be considered after a case is made to me. Make your best argument and I will decide your fate.

Also, this weekend is prom, which is of course this social event of the year! This year, since a certain individual decided that rotting in prison is preferable to having a semi-decent social life, I'll be escorted to the prom by Mister Fitzwilliam Darcy! [Wait... does he know this yet? YOLO.] Yes, you're allowed to be jealous. He's a total stud.

And while I have your undivided attention, I'm looking for a fascinating subject to profile in the next issue of City Lights. If you're an interesting person, you should totally talk to me and tell me why you're awesome and deserve to be interviewed for the magazine. Boring people need not apply.

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[klutziness]

On a scale of one to ten, how studly are we talking?

[sweetvalleygirl]

He's at least a thirty-seven. And that's being conservative.

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[motherflocker]

Why Jessica, if you want someone interesting, you don't need to look too far.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

I do try to surround myself with only the most compelling people, it's true.

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[catmask]

You're going to prom with the dog?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

What? No! I'm going with the real deal!

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[notadartboard]

[surfacing from Callie's presence long enough for this, oh yes]

Oh, is it that time of year again already?

An early happy birthday, Miss Jessica~! What can I get you this year?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

I wouldn't dream of asking for anything! Although, there's this adorable new purse I've been eying...

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[prejudices]

[This guy is just going to sputter for a moment as he figures out how on earth he's meant to make the faces appear- ah yes.

Here he is, the grumpiest stud muffin!]

I beg your pardon?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

[Be still her heart! She's practically swooning already!]

Hey, Mister Darcy~!

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[queenbeejeweled]

[Lila is smirking at all of this. She's so amused by the prospects of Jessica's party - with her making people beg for both invitations and to be in her little magazine - and getting back at Jason for being in jail for the prom by taking the guy from his favorite book that she doesn't even try to pimp herself out for that interview spot.]

Nice. Dress code?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Naturally. I'm thinking everyone should wear purple. [She looks SO PLEASED with herself.] And there's been a change of plans. Mister Cobblepot has graciously offered up the Iceberg Lounge as a venue.

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[hellionated]

My case for being invited is that it's me. [ You know you can't resist this smile, Jess, come on. ] What time's the party?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

It's at ten. We're gonna go to the Iceberg Lounge instead. It's super swank, trust me.

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[bartalk]

Not to brag, but doesn't get more interesting than me.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

I'm ten kinds of intrigued. Tell me more.

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[queenbeejeweled]

[Lila is steamrolling all over this even though it's Lila's party. There are party rules here, Jessica. And rule number 1, if a hot guy wants to go to the party, give him the invite. ]

Invitation? Granted!

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[cryingontheinside]

[He's uneasy, but it doesn't carry into his tone. Instead he sounds cheerful, and happy for her obvious fortune.]

What better wish could a birthday girl wish for? Happy Birthday, too, by the by.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

[All of the girlish giggling. All of it.]

Ohmigawd, Dexter. Thank you!! You're so sweet!

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[incywincyhero]

Hey, happy birthday, birthday girl.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Hey! Thanks, Peter! That's so sweet of you to think of me!

[webline]

wait wait wait

mister darcy? for real?

[sweetvalleygirl]

Of course for real. Why? Do you know him?

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[hexappeal]

I'm just letting you know preemptively that I'll think less of you if you actually do interview Oswald.

That being said, Darcy as in Mister? Hot damn.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Why would you think less of me profiling a prominent local businessman? [INNOCENT INNOCENT.] Also yes. Mister Darcy, England's most dashing bachelor.